Lamp
Gold Star Holder!!
- Joined
- Jan 16, 2005
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Why is a blonde like an old washing machine ?
They both drip when they're fucked.
How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer ?
The joystick is wet.
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common ?
They both wriggle when you eat them.
Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code to her stomach ?
So her male would get delivered to the right box.
Why did God create blondes ?
Cos sheep cant bring beer from the fridge.
:england:
They both drip when they're fucked.
How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer ?
The joystick is wet.
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common ?
They both wriggle when you eat them.
Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code to her stomach ?
So her male would get delivered to the right box.
Why did God create blondes ?
Cos sheep cant bring beer from the fridge.
:england:
