bleh

[minstrel_kyra]

sorry i'm bored and can't get into daoc right now.

anyone know any good jokes?

 

[Sharma]

Well behaved women seldom make history.

Sorry im a bit bored too and couldnt think of anything better.

<hugs Kyra>

 

[minstrel_kyra]

bleh^2

 

[frogster]

A bear walks into a bar.
The barman walks over and the bear begins to speak..
"Id like a ..



















.. beer pls!"

"Sure" says the barman, "But why the big pause?"

 

[frogster]

A Pirate walks into a bar with a huge steering wheel down his pants.

The pirate orders a beer, but the barman cant help but ask..

"I'm sorry, but whats with the steering wheel?"

"Arrrrrr" Says the pirate, "It's drivin' me nuts"

 

[frogster]

A Horse walks into a bar and orders a drink...

The barman asks
"Why the long face?"

 

[frogster]

Originally posted by minstrel_kyra
sorry i'm bored and can't get into daoc right now.

anyone know any good jokes?

So, in anwer to your question, no

 

[Sharma]

Originally posted by frogster
A bear walks into a bar.
The barman walks over and the bear begins to speak..
"Id like a ..
.. beer pls!"

"Sure" says the barman, "But why the big pause?"

I dont get it. :<

 

[frogster]

I hope you are taking the piss?

 

[minstrel_kyra]

okay they are a little old but still made me smile

And Sharma, read the joke outloud if you don't get it.

hint: pause= paws

*goes off to read bash.org*

 

[Sharma]

Nope, honestly its just passed right over my head. :O


Just read Krya's post, just makes it worse. :<

 

[frogster]

^^

 

[Sharma]

Almost as bad as this:

Why did Nee smite the road?

To roast the chicken!

 

[frogster]

Pfft
Atleast mine had style and prowess!

 

[frogster]

Just like me! :O

 

[Sharma]

Originally posted by frogster
Pfft
Atleast mine had style and prowess!

Thats a lie and you know it! :O

 

[Septina]

is this where i can find the spam? :O

 

[Sharma]

Yus Septina! :O

 

[kalgarn]

A young rural tasmanian moves to the city and scores a job as a rookie reporter. Told to write a human interest story, he returns to the bush and finds an ancient farmer in the hills. "has anything happened around here to make you happy?" he asks. The farmer ponders. "yep!" he says. "a neighbours sheep got lost once.our search party found it, and then we screwed it before taking it back." "i cant print that!" the young man exclaims. " has anything else happened to make you happy?" The farmer thinks for a minute, then says. "one time my neighbours daughter got lost. we formed a big search party to find her, then we all rooted her before we took her home." "i cant print that either!" says the rookie reporter. "has anything happened around here to make you sad?" The old farmer drops his head and is silent for a few seconds. eventually he looks up and says. "i got lost once......"

 

[old.Dillinja]

Originally posted by frogster
A Pirate walks into a bar with a huge steering wheel down his pants.

The pirate orders a beer, but the barman cant help but ask..

"I'm sorry, but whats with the steering wheel?"

"Arrrrrr" Says the pirate, "It's drivin' me nuts"

LOL. Good 1 mate.

 

[Spinky]

The chicken and the egg are on their honeymoon, and they're lying in bed next to each other after having screwed like tarts in an apocalypse.


The chicken is smoking a cigarette, the egg turns round to it and says

"Well that answers that bloody question doesn't it"

 

[Cyradix]

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking it the monkey jumps all around all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole. "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table, whole!" says the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is drinking his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks. "Now what?" responds the patron. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the barkeeper. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the patron. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures everything first!"

 

[Teren]

Originally posted by Cyradix
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking it the monkey jumps all around all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole. "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table, whole!" says the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is drinking his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks. "Now what?" responds the patron. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the barkeeper. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the patron. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures everything first!"