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Ingafgrinn Macabre

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"Police said the death had not been found to be suspicious"

No, I'd recon not. Let me venture a guess: food poisoning?
 

pikeh

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I've always maintained that kebab meat is 'dead man's leg'.
This just reinforces my point.
 

Lamp

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Heard this on the radio earlier

TBH it sounds a hell of a lot more hygeinic than some places that are still open.
 

tris-

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"Upon his arrival the officer observed a dead male lying on a sofa at the rear of the main kitchen.

id love to see what the inspector wrote in his notebook!

i arried at the shop at 1000. i entered the kitchen area and observed mr poppalopoo preparing kebab meat.
HOLY SHIT THERES A DAD MAN ON A SOFA.
 

Ingafgrinn Macabre

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id love to see what the inspector wrote in his notebook!

i arried at the shop at 1000. i entered the kitchen area and observed mr poppalopoo preparing kebab meat.
HOLY SHIT THERES A DAD MAN ON A SOFA.

There's a daddy man on the sofa?
 

Ezteq

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dadadadadadaddaddadadadda DADMAN! and his sidekick OldBatMom!

tbh wouldn't bother me i mean technically a kebab is a dead thing (what kind of thing im not quite sure, but im positive..almost, that it was once alive) so going OMG THERES A DEAD THING *nomnomnom* pass me some more ketchup for this kabab dave, is a bit mystifying to me any hoo.

s'like i was eating a chicken salad and a caterpiller crawled out of the salad, i could have freaked out but theres two creatures on mah plate, ones dead t'others alive and im actually eating the dead one Oo (the caterpiller got escourted to the door btw i didnt eat him). im just not squeamish about this stuff lol
 

tris-

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There's a daddy man on the sofa?

i feel so ashamed of my self.

i did of course mean "dead".

i appologise to the mans family and friends for all the mental trauma i have caused. i also appologise to my fellow members of FH for incorrectly displaying the facts in relation to a comical interpritation of an event.
 

Calaen

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i feel so ashamed of my self.

i did of course mean "dead".

i appologise to the mans family and friends for all the mental trauma i have caused. i also appologise to my fellow members of FH for incorrectly displaying the facts in relation to a comical interpritation of an event.

reported for infraction tbh!!!!!
 

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