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caLLous

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So I had a girlfriend for all of 9 months. She dropped by one afternoon when I was sick with a pan of brownies and a video tape with the simpsons on it (my favorite show). so I start eating the brownies and turn on the tape. midway through it, it cuts to her sucking off some dude. he nuts in her mouth, she looks at the camera, and says "you're dumped. enjoy the brownies" - and spits the mouthful of cum into a bowl of brownies.
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Made me laugh, it's been doing the rounds on IRC for the past couple of days. :)
 
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Perplex

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Seen that log file, and it's a hoax/bogus. Can't be arsed to explain why, but it is.

Check this out, did it a fair few years ago on IRC ;) Banio Log File

/* edit: it starts off slowly, but really is worth the wait */
 
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xenon2000

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I vaguely remember Exor getting caught out by a hoax IRC chat once, I think there's a link in one of those many Glynn3rs threads in the Q2 forum somewhere :)

//edit - Dang Perp, I was waiting for the part where you revealed yourself. Still funny though :D
 
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Munkey-

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fucking rofl


very few things actually make me "lol" but this did :p
 
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FatBusinessman

Guest
Originally posted by Perplex
Seen that log file, and it's a hoax/bogus. Can't be arsed to explain why, but it is.

Check this out, did it a fair few years ago on IRC ;) Banio Log File

/* edit: it starts off slowly, but really is worth the wait */
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Perp, you are one sick mutha! :)
 
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xenon2000

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Bwah, here it is. Unfortunately it's been pulled off by a bunch of irritating cunts but it's still pretty amusing :)
 
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Wazzerphuk

Guest
I'd like to take this moment in time to laugh heartily at Exor, the stupid fuck.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

:D

"<exor> I'd never do that, i'm sure, but you're right, you never know" <-- lmao.
"<exor> I'm too nice sometimes" <-- That'll be the side he never shows then. Or maybe by nice he means comments like "fuck them and leave them". Shrug ;)
 
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Mr B

Guest
If you read it, exor does nothing to shame himself, he's open about his sexuality and willing to explore new arenas. It's not like this happened:

jill: "I'd like to fuck you up the arse with a strapon"
exor: "go on then"

When he actually says:

<exor> I'd want to work up to it, but it's something I think I'd try

Which is as far removed from:

[15:25:45] <Lucy> only if we can have some scat
[15:25:55] <Banio> I want u to experience my 8 inches

as you can get.

I like the way that mentalist tries to make it out to be a huge intellectual victory, when in fact he is just highlighting his own sexual inhibitions

:/

Oh, and that brownies thing is an urban myth, widely documented and started life as a batch of cookies sent to some bloke working on an oilrig.

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L_Plates

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sweet_thang_for_u_2002: i only liked u b/c of ur car
dys4iK: I have a car?
dys4iK: cool!
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ummmm yeah


I liked that bit lol !! :clap:
 
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old.TUG

Guest
exor fancies one of my best female mates, I've seen all the txt messages lol

u got no chance buddy hahahaha :D:D

btw i passed that link on her to have a laugh @ :D
 
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S-Gray

Guest
Lol Perp... it just makes me think now all the guys who do this sort of things to "women".. eeek lol
 
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LTF

Guest
<exor> I am rich :)

<jill> verrrrry much

<exor> they pay me rpetty well as it is, for a 19 yr old anyway

<exor> well

<exor> for anyone really

<jill> how much or should I mind my own bee's wax

<exor> at some point I want to get my "big idea", create it and make it

<exor> hehe, I don't mind saying, 30k basic, unlimited overtime + bens etc

:eek6:
 
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Mellow-

Guest
FUCKING LOL :D

Took a while to read them all, but it was well worth the wait :)
 
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*Exor*

Guest
I'm surprised you're unable to get new material to be honest, there's been plenty to choose from :)
 
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