Birds eh?

Deebs

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Just thought I would share this email (shopping list) I got from girlfriend today:

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Here is the list you need:

2 courgettes (green things, like mini cucumbers :p)
1 aubergine (large black thing - apart from the colour, like your willy!
:p!!)
1 carrot (this could also like above....:)
1 red / 1 green pepper
2 tins of chopped tomatoes with garlic
1 pack of medium cheddar
egg lasagne sheets
1 packet of lasagne mix (she might not use it, but get 1 anyway) 2 (half pint each one) colmans cheese sauce packet mixes

That's it - ta

Speak later, happy shopping

XXX

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Mr.Monkey

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tweet tweet.


is yr gf a comedian? Or just very sarcastic?
 
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Testin da Cable

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get her creditcard, buy a new dvd player, get a pizza delivered to your door.*



















*may not be a good idea :) just entering into a new relationship myself, after over a year and a half of freedom. oO she's already claimed my weekend and now wants the rest of the week too! :)
 
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Sir Frizz

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Originally posted by DBs
Just thought I would share this email (shopping list) I got from girlfriend today:
1 aubergine (large black thing - apart from the colour, like your willy!
:p!!)

Nice...
 

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Re: Re: Birds eh?

Originally posted by old.RedVenom
Wow, writing emails about yourself in the 3rd person.

You think I am that sad?

We have a friend staying and she wants to cook us a lasagne meal tomorrow so I gotta go get ingredients today :(
 

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Originally posted by Mr.Monkey
tweet tweet.


is yr gf a comedian? Or just very sarcastic?


Dunno which yet ...
 
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Testin da Cable

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I have a mindpic of DBs with a large purple balloon-like willy now. It's not nice :(
 
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lynchet

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1 aubergine (large black thing - apart from the colour, like your willy!

I think you need to see a Doctor if you have an aubergine shaped dick ! :)
 
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FatBusinessman

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Originally posted by Testin da Cable
I have a mindpic of DBs with a large purple balloon-like willy now. It's not nice :(

No! Bad mental image, bad! Out! OUT!!!
 
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stu

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Ditch the cheddar, buy buffalo mozarella instead - much nicer.

You may also need some mince?

I'm guessing your bird isn't a cook.
 
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Wij

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Originally posted by Testin da Cable
I have a mindpic of DBs with a large purple balloon-like willy now. It's not nice :(

I have a real pic of that. It's not exactly nice but it's interesting.
 
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Damini

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Sorry :( It was a compulsion.
 
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mank!

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Who puts carrots, aubergines and courgettes in lasagne?

Or have I missed something :|
 
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Originally posted by Damini
Must... show... restraint....

Ngh....


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Sorry :( It was a compulsion. [/B][/QUOTE]


BAN!!!111
 
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Damini

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Heh, actually yes, now I do.





But I think I should probably stop misbehaving.
 

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