Bike Crash

[Furr]

I had a loverly saturdaynight .

Went to pub from 2:30 till 8:00 then when i got home I foolishly decided to ride my Bike to the local corner shop for some fags, by this time i thought was relativly sober.

Well i had a nice crash in some gravel and landed on my chin at an angle this caused the right side of my jaw to jutt up.
I had to sit in A&E for 3 and a half hours for them to glue my chin wound back together and put some steri strips on (i said no to the option of stiches).

Well yesterday i noticed that i was losing my hearing in my right ear, least to say i was getting worried. Well I then decided to have a shower. And what do i see in the mirror when i come out

Blood!

Blood coming out of my ear!!!! Least to say i was slightly concerned, so off again to A&E, seem my jaw jutted with such force that my ear has a small tear in the little tube that goes from outside to the ear diaphram bit, and that the scab that had formed on the night of the crash has come off and created a dam so over the course of the day the pressure had been getting larger and larger, and finaly thanks to the shower burst.

So remember do not ride a bike when drinking, even if you think your sober. Now im off to have some soup as my jaw is quite sore and eating solid foods kills.

 

[Summo]

I don't feel so well.

Nasty, FuROf. Hope things get better.

 

[Munkey-]

awwwwwwwww. hope you get better soon m8y


edit: wrong smiley

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Serves you right for being so stupid tbh.

 

[*Exor*]

You're a fucking moron basically.

1) Driving bikes is for retards
2) Driving anything drunk is retarded

I hope your wound turns into brain tearing or something nasty, and you die painfully.

 

[caLLous]

Aye, I wouldn't wish it on anybody, but... you complete fewl.

 

[Furr]

Originally posted by *Exor*
I hope your wound turns into brain tearing or something nasty, and you die painfully.

From a split chin???

 

[old.charliealpha]

I thought people rode bikes?

 

[ShockingAlberto]

Aye, but hopefully not whilst they're drunk.


However the thought of blood coming out my ear makes me cringe

 

[xenon2000]

What a kind & friendly response :/

Hope all gets better soon.

 

[xane]

My early drinking years were spent with a friend who frequently rode his bike to the pub. One evening he was stopped and cautioned by a policeman, in fact you can be arrested for being drunk and riding a bike (I was told you can also be arrested for being drunk in charge of a cow).

Another childhood friend had a brother killed by falling off a bike and hitting his head on the kerb. One of my wife's friends also fell off his bike whilst drunk and had three front teeth knocked out, expensive night out that one, seeing as he had them replaced with screw-ins.

I often biked everywhere, the biggest danger was not my own drunkeness but other pissed-up morons who think that jumping off the pavement at you is a laugh, or using you for target practise with their empty beer cans.

 

[*Exor*]

Oops, I assumed you meant motorbike, furof. Bicycle is another matter, gg well played etc!

 

[Wilier]

thats is a bit sucky m8, hope your better soon.

 

[Testin da Cable]

oh dear, poor knighty good luck mate!

oh and cama, that stuff about the beercans is sooooooo sucky :/
peeps trying to play the old game of 'chicken' with you also sucks arse. badly.

 

[Wij]

Still a bit silly m8 but get well soon

 

[Hashmonster]

awww knighty, i feel kinda queasy now

 

[Furr]

U thought i was riding a motor bike! While drunk!!!!!!

I may have been drinking but im not that stupid

Nah this was a good ol pedal bike.

*mops goo coming out of ear*

 

[~YuckFou~]

Originally posted by *Exor*

1) Driving bikes is for retards

Incorrect.