Best Way To Wake Up A Wiking?

[Oro]

I was thinking that tomorrow morning I may try to gain access to my living room at a reasonable time. This means I have to wake up the resident Wiking.

I was wondering if anyone had any suggestions for this next Wiking Social Experiment.

Currently the wet cloth in face applied vigorously is the front runner though that has the danger of introducing a hazardous substance into contact with the Wiking's skin (water).

Ideas peeps?

Muhahahahaha(TM)

 

[Ezteq]

Play Wagners "ride of the valkeries" REALLY loud and charge in there with a horned helm on, the wiking wont be able to wessist the sudden urge to get up and yell "THEY DIDNT HAVE HORNS!!!" thus launching him off the sofa and in to a flying fuwious wage.

 

[Orenthal]

Punch him in the face? ;o

 

[yaruar]

I always find luring them out of the room in their sleep with the smell of alcohol works for me.

 

[zaksoth bleion]

Hire a kitten, and make it believe the Viking's toes are an excellent toy to sharpen it's claws with...

 

[Mojo]

1 bucket of icey water

 

[Eroa]

Why do you have Viking in your living room?

 

[harebear]

Urinate on him! :-o

 

[Addlcove]

Why do you have Viking in your living room?

because I live there

 

[Oro]

Why do you have Viking in your living room?

I was hoping for a tamagotchi but they didn't have any left. So I got a Wiking.

 

[Ezteq]

Urinate on him! :-o

with or without a cone?

 

[Lakih]

with or without a cone?

With ffs! and sit down while your doing it!

 

[eggy]

with or without a cone?

Can I have a flake with that?

 

[Sigurd]

Tape an enchanter starting to cast PBAE - his acute sixth sense will wake him from his slumber and he'll sprint away as fast as possible. This wouldn't of course work on an alb, who would try to attack the source of the noise.

 

[Cyradix]

Try waving a razor in front of his face.... he'll run screaming.....

 

[Oro]

Actually I thought my pet Wiking was ill - his body mass had dropped about 50% then I realised he'd just shaved.

 

[harebear]

Try waving a razor in front of his face.... he'll run screaming.....

Noooooooooo, anything but teh beard!!!! :-o

 

[zaksoth bleion]

you mean he actually got a "hair" cut, so he's looking for a job (seriously now)

 

[Binky the Bomb]

Get him a wench,that would give him REASON to get up, hehehe.
Barring that, hook a video recorder upto you graphics card and play the "magical trevor" animation, prepetually looped for about an hour, then set it all up in the front room to play first thing in the morning.

 

[Tasslehoff]

Try'n watch Jackass the movie, they have some pretty good ideas. You can then choose from a greater selection, from the more delicate... well not really.. but at least some that are not very delicate

 

[Addlcove]

I´m always serious about looking for a job zak

 

[Morchaoron]

what the fuck is a wiking??

 

[Ballade.]

Softgun... leg...fire....pain..wakey..wakey

 

[Oro]

Hmm nerfgun... I like it. It also has the advantage of being a ranged weapon so I can get away fast if he is unjustifiably angry at being woken up.

Sadly he actually used his alarm clock this morning. So that social experiment failed (or did it? Muhahahahahahahahaha(TM)).

On with the destructive psychological testing then

 

[Funkybunny]

use a classic



shaving cream in his hand and tickle him in the face lightly with a feather...

 

[etcetra]

Led Zeppeling - Immigrant Song

Døndørrødøndørrødønnn.

 

[Ezteq]

use a classic



shaving cream in his hand and tickle him in the face lightly with a feather...

so not dipping his hand in to a bowl of water whilst he sleeps then?

 

[harebear]

Led Zeppeling - Immigrant Song

Døndørrødøndørrødønnn.

Tihihiih ;p

 

[Addlcove]

what the fuck is a wiking??

a viking living in scotland

 

[Morchaoron]

a viking living in scotland

kick these looters back to scandinavia!!