Best porn movie title!?

Lethul

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I saw this title on sct.org yday and found it rather funny

Innocent Until Proven Filthy

anyone can beat that? :)
 

Thadius

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Shaving Ryans Privates



Best one on thier - Lets play stain the couch!:worthy:
 

Outlander

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an officer and a genitalman

harry potter and the philosophers bone

fill bill

foreskin gump

to name a few.
 

old.Tohtori

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HArry Potter and the Arsehole of Fire

But seriously, xxxpirates. Can't beat it.
 

supersaint

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Beverly Hills Cock.

Porn of the Dead.

Lord of the Ringpieces.

Backscuttle to the Future.
 

DocWolfe

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Strap on Sally 2: Sally Rides Again

"Strap on lovers, hang on! This is why we can't get enough of it! One good scene in a porn tape is rare enough. But two! Jim Gunn pulled off two miracles in this video and actually generated some real lesbian heat. Twice!

The first was at the start of the opening scene, with Ariana and a girl at a motorcycle. The dom energy at the beginning of that scene is scorching, with Ariana taking orders and attacking the phallus like she means it. Unfortunately, bad camera angles and poor editing ruin the rest of the scene, but Ariana is still red-hot throughout.

Now hold on, 'cause this is where the strap on ride gets bumpy. After a couple of typically lame, lackluster scenes, Jim Gunn loads up a naked Ariana on all fours on the floor, with four hot and horny babes around her, all with strap-ons hanging down. Usually, this is where the steam goes out of a lez-flick, but in this one, its just the opposite! They are gathered in a circle around her, and all rotate neatly, taking turns giving it to her good. Ariana writhes and jerks and screams and bellows like an animal, and even has a real orgasm! (It happens after one the girls humping her says "Get OFF!" Amazing!) She must have taken some horny pills, because her performance is insatiable. And the director kept the camera back the whole time, so we get to see every girl in the shot, without any dumb closeups! I'll bet the AVN awards committee took a look at this scene when they were considering nominations that year. Ariana goes above and beyond. Even in the last scene, watching her stroke her big strap on like she expects it to ejaculate is fascinating.

I don't know what it is about strap-ons. People either love 'em or hate 'em. Maybe its the idea of a woman being perverted enough to pretend its a real penis that makes it so interesting. But when its done right, its one of the hottest things in lesbianism. It allows the women to enjoy REAL intercourse, and still be in No Man's Land!"
 

cHodAX

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One in the pink and one in the stink

Stuffin Young Muffin

Climax Shots #70 - My Brown eye, not the winker, the stinker

Little White Chicks and Big Black Dicks

Muffy The Vampire Layer

A Good Source of Iron

Loads and load more but I am a bit knackered atm. Oh yes, I have seen some of those above titles :D
 

Grimnna

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Privates off the carribean

A few good men... and Debby

Silence of the clamps

<slaps forehead> can't ..... think..... too.... late.....
 

Pirkel

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Intercourse with a Vampire

American History XXX

The 13th Whore

Army of the 12 Pussies
 

Ezteq

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Space whores in spandex: We've cum for you!!!™



it doesnt exist yet but i've mentioned it in one of my stories so i claim the title and contents as my own!


btw doc.... nice to see you so passionate about something bud, keep the fire! yeah woo!!
 

Blackjack

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Yo quiero taco smell
Sex Starved Fuck Sluts #22 - Stinky White Women
 
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Biggilus

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all time fave for me is
In-Diana Jones

and
Gangbangs of New York
 

Phooka

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The classic; Tirolar Höschen series
The good, the bad and the butt ugly
Once upon a time in my Vest
Rambone: first cock
 

Olgaline

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odd no ones mentioned Debbie does dallas, it's like the mother of all porno vids
 

crispy

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Everyone know porn titles have to be in german...

My friend once got a couple of tapes for birthday that some guys had bought of a 2nd hand movie store - the title was: Piss schule

>_<

Yes someone actually found that title appealing and bought it in the first place only to be groced out and sell it to som stupid teenagers :p

After we used the title of the movie as a curseword :p something goes wrong? PISSCHULE!!!
 

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