Best pickup lines...

[Painlezz]

Hey dudes...

I reckon that you sometime get out of your DAOC cave like me, and when you do - you try to pick up some chicks.

So lets see whos got the best pickup line...

 

[living]

"hello" works pretty much evrytime

 

[Overdriven]

"Hey, let me get my bone commander out and let's play" ;o

 

[Bahumat]

when they say

<girl> hi im whoever

i then reply

and im so fucking yours

yes jay and silent bob ftw

hay baby ever had your ass licked by a fatman in an overcoat

 

[Elnova]

you say "hey"
she sayes " umm hey "
you say "fancy a shag"
she say " GOD NO??"
you say " mind lying down while i have one? "
<your Girl Friend then Slaps you with a Rear positioanl>
pwned

 

[Elnova]

hay baby ever had your ass licked by a fatman in an overcoat

u bet ya

 

[Ballad]

And how is this related to Camlann? :touch:

 

[Cabo]

And how is this related to Camlann? :touch:

because every female char is a female irl *cough*

 

[Ballad]

because every female char is a female irl *cough*

/tell Skold To the Movies tonight?

 

[Bahumat]

skold uses her speed when making love. then she mezz's you and runs off with the bandits in cotswold

 

[Ithlamer]

Nice legs, what time do they open?

 

[Ronso]

Ronso: Hey /bow
Chantera: ..Sup /curtesy
Ronso: I was camped across the way and I noticed you were standing here alone so...
Chantera: HiHi so you came over because ...
Ronso: A beautiful Elven like you out here alone all in cloth..very easy to take advantage of ..
Chantera: Sif! Moc up so I wouldnt worry tbh - I like the sign you have above your head with your name on it..
Ronso: /blush Thanks..I like yours too Chantera CantSpareFiveSilver Wanna group with me ?
/who Ronso Ronso the level 47 Hero
Chantera: I ..I cant..
Ronso: Why not ? Dont I bring anything to the table ?
Chantera: Well your a little young for me ... Im a level 50
Ronso: But if I get with you I will get experience Fast!
Ronso cheeers wildly!
Chantera: Sorry Hun :-/
Ronso: .....You obviously dont know who I am ...
Ronso laughs at Chantera
Chantera: Lol ?
Ronso: Stfu tbh ..
Chantera: K
Ronso: K ? You r leet now ? pfft random newbs ..infesting Camelot - loads of you gimps thinking that QQ means eleet and trying to find what two words begin with Q ... gah
Ronso Dismisses Chantera
Chantera: You want me to chain you ?
Ronso: Want me to log my BD ?
Chantera: HA! yer plz ... Ill be waiting right here, log him - go on ..

Ronso logs as he realises that this is not his main server and has sweet fuck all here that he can use to stomp his enemies
(and goes for a game of cs where he actually plays the server he knows he can win on )

I was rushing in work and got fed up very quickly so it has no point and finishes crap but true - anyway .. next ?