Best movie one-liners

[tris-]

tyrone owns in that film.

"keep the silly fat bastard the lads cant lift him"

 

[soze]

You take what you know, and then you multiply. Please don't use your dicks. They're too small, and I can't count that high. I don't wanna hear, "400,000 inches."

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for I am the baddest mother fucker in the valley

The Bible says "Thou shalt not kill." But hear this: FUCK THAT SHIT!

 

[Cerb]

You take what you know, and then you multiply. Please don't use your dicks. They're too small, and I can't count that high. I don't wanna hear, "400,000 inches."

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for I am the baddest mother fucker in the valley

The Bible says "Thou shalt not kill." But hear this: FUCK THAT SHIT!

...killgore? ive heard these but not sure where

 

[soze]

...killgore? ive heard these but not sure where

Jarhead

 

[Mojo]

"its a free country aint it?"

"well it aint a free shop. so fuck off"

snatch <3

That's 2 lines, you lose at the internets!

 

[Dukat]

Independence day!

"Y'know, this was supposed to be my weekend off, but noooo. You got me out here draggin' your heavy ass through the burnin' desert with your dreadlocks stickin' out the back of my parachute. You gotta come down here with an attitude, actin' all big and bad... and what the hell is that smell? I could've been at a barbecue! But I ain't mad. "

 

[Cerb]

random nerd kid- "you just took out a helicopter with a car!!"

John Maclane- "I ran outa bullets....."

 

[Heta]

random nerd kid- "you just took out a helicopter with a car!!"

John Maclane- "I ran outa bullets....."

this one was actually very bad....
I vomited a little in my mouth when I heard it

 

[Dukat]

I vomited a little in my mouth when I heard it

Always good to know...

 

[Sharma]

THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAA!





But realistically.

Peasant to King Arthur (Monthy Python & The holy grail) - Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

 

[Cerb]

seriously this time

Tony montana- "Say hello to mt leedle friend!"

 

[Marc]

(Scarface) Tony Montana - Look at you now!

(Menace II Society) Caine - Now O-Dog was the craziest ***** alive. America's nightmare. Young, black, and didn't give a fuck

(Forest Gump) Bubba - Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.

(Deliverence) Mountain man - Im gonna make you squeal like a pig!!!!

and of course,

The opening sequence of full metal jacket with Senior Drill Instructor Gunnery Sergeant Hartman.

 

[Zede]

"Thats no Moon"

 

[soze]

Duke: Oh, you give a fuckin' asprin a headache, pal!

Eddie Temple: England. Typical. Even drug dealers don't work weekends.

 

[Cerb]

I sure theres something more to life than being really, really ridiculously goodlooking - Derek Zoollander