Jjuraa
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spawned from the Best Simpsons Quotes thread, i just find Family Guy and American Dad a lot funnier. so il start off:
American Dad:
(Steve (the dad) reminiscing about how he captured his now-wifes heart by mercy killing a racoon he had just run over)
"She said it was the most compasionate act she'd ever witnessed. Plus i got to shoot something! it was a magical moment."
Family Guy:
Therapist: I'd like to try setting up cameras all around your house so i can observe your behavioural patterns at all times.
Peter: Wow just like that show Big Brother <pause> except someone will be watching.
American Dad:
(Steve (the dad) reminiscing about how he captured his now-wifes heart by mercy killing a racoon he had just run over)
"She said it was the most compasionate act she'd ever witnessed. Plus i got to shoot something! it was a magical moment."
Family Guy:
Therapist: I'd like to try setting up cameras all around your house so i can observe your behavioural patterns at all times.
Peter: Wow just like that show Big Brother <pause> except someone will be watching.