Before you trolls question us dwarve's hatred to you!

[Edaudric]

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This is one of the reasons why we dispice you so much.
Stop falling on us! Fine, go ahead and die, but don't drag us into it!

 

[old.Ayam Ganbatte]

You both do a very convincing dead octopus impression.

At least the Askheim werewolves had calamari tonight.

 

[svartalf]

"The Dead Octopus"... I'm sure that's in the Karma Sutra somewhere..

 

[krill-nyd]

Hate trolls? Why hate trolls, you fall first mean you fight worst? No? *scratches head* Me not so sure of that maybe.

 

[Hufner]

Actually, my lichen-covered friend - you are the ones wo usually fall first, landing on us and knocking us out...

 

[old.Ayam Ganbatte]

They'd stop falling on you if you dwarfs didn't use your positional advantage to tie their bootlaces together.

 

[Hufner]

Trolls don't wear laced boots, we only do that to you norse.

 

[old.Ayam Ganbatte]

Don't laugh when I join you in the frontiers wearing sandals then.

 

[Hufner]

I'll try not to, but many dwarves have a sandal-fetish - so be warned.

 

[old.Ayam Ganbatte]

If my toes get wet, I hope that's the rain and not your tongue.

 

[krill-nyd]

Now I think both norse and dwarf are a bit ... peculiar. And if I fall first how can I land on you? Can't you jump out the way? <looks confused> At least all the moss between my stony scales makes me a soft landing place.

 

[trigali]

Ah, my dear Krill, truth be told, only Kobolds get along well with your kind.

Norse people are definitely rude.
Dwarves, in spite of being small, are surprisingly lacking in dexterity and agility.

Not to mention both are kind of ugly looking.

On the contrary, our quick-witeness and speed, combined with your strength and the fact you are too thick not to believe everything we say, make of us a great working team.

 

[krill-nyd]

Originally posted by trigali
the fact you are too thick not to believe everything we say, make of us a great working team.

True, true Trigali .... hang on! We are slow ... not thick, well thick-skinned but not thick-witted, well ponderous ... Oh by thor's worm filled coffin, speaking in common tongue is sometimes not so easy.

 

[old.Ayam Ganbatte]

Kobolds quick witted?

The faster a kobold's reply the faster he bites off his own tongue with those fangs. The kobolds with wit became extinct a long time ago from major oral blood loss.

I've solved the troll-on-dwarf mystery, anyway: troll trips over dwarf's beard, dwarf's fault.

...as long as the norseman gets away from the murder scene fast enough.

 

[Brunore]

You had better hope that troll has a condom on.