Thorwyn
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Just received this via email... made a (sloppy) translation:
Beer vs. Women
Who will win?
1. Beer is always wet. Women, well, you need to work for it.
Beer 1 point
2. Warm beer doesn´t taste good.
Women 1 point
3. Cold beer is refreshing.
Beer 1 point
4. Choking on a haif after a sip of beer is disgusting.
Women 1 point
5. Drink 10 beers in one night and you can´t drive back home. Have 10 women one night and you don´t want to drive home.
Women 1 point
6. Drinking too much in the public gets you a bad name. Have sex with a woman in public and you´re a legend.
Woman 1 point
7. If you get pulled aside by the police and you smell of beer, you´re gonna lose your driving licence. If you smell like a women, you won´t.
Women 1 point
8. Old beer is quite rare.
Beer 1 point
9. Drink too much beer and you´ll see pink elephants. Have too many women and you´ll see heaven.
Women 1 point
10. Beer is taxed.
Woman 1 point
11. The first beer doesn´t mind how many you´ll have when you´re finished with it.
Beer 1 point
12. You can alwyas be sure to be the first one to open the bottle of beer.
Beer 1 point
13. If you shake beer, it start foaming, but will eventually calm down.
Beer 1 point
14. You always know what you´ll have to pay for beer.
Beer 1 point
15. Beer doesn´t have a mother.
Beer 1 point
16. Beer doesn´t expect half an hour of cuddling afterwards.
Beer 1 point
Final Score:
Beer 9 - 7 Women
Ok, that was that. Beer wins.
P.S. If any women here are getting upset after reading this, remember that beer doesn´t have emotions.
That´s an extra point for beer.
10 - 7
Beer vs. Women
Who will win?
1. Beer is always wet. Women, well, you need to work for it.
Beer 1 point
2. Warm beer doesn´t taste good.
Women 1 point
3. Cold beer is refreshing.
Beer 1 point
4. Choking on a haif after a sip of beer is disgusting.
Women 1 point
5. Drink 10 beers in one night and you can´t drive back home. Have 10 women one night and you don´t want to drive home.
Women 1 point
6. Drinking too much in the public gets you a bad name. Have sex with a woman in public and you´re a legend.
Woman 1 point
7. If you get pulled aside by the police and you smell of beer, you´re gonna lose your driving licence. If you smell like a women, you won´t.
Women 1 point
8. Old beer is quite rare.
Beer 1 point
9. Drink too much beer and you´ll see pink elephants. Have too many women and you´ll see heaven.
Women 1 point
10. Beer is taxed.
Woman 1 point
11. The first beer doesn´t mind how many you´ll have when you´re finished with it.
Beer 1 point
12. You can alwyas be sure to be the first one to open the bottle of beer.
Beer 1 point
13. If you shake beer, it start foaming, but will eventually calm down.
Beer 1 point
14. You always know what you´ll have to pay for beer.
Beer 1 point
15. Beer doesn´t have a mother.
Beer 1 point
16. Beer doesn´t expect half an hour of cuddling afterwards.
Beer 1 point
Final Score:
Beer 9 - 7 Women
Ok, that was that. Beer wins.
P.S. If any women here are getting upset after reading this, remember that beer doesn´t have emotions.
That´s an extra point for beer.
10 - 7
