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old.Tohtori
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Yes truly, it's been a long long while since i had a good amount of inspiration(or piratation) to write about what i write best. Stuff.
Yes. You can stop reading now. Yes you. Right there. Teh Seel Hater. No need to go further, just click reply and post your random and most certainly useless insult towards me. Good boy.
But on with the show. First i wanted to let you all know that WHAM!! Matrix 3- Revisitittied is upon us like a meteor from the sky. I was just minding my own, living along when someone told me that next week it ends. Totally unexpected and certainly shocking in its own way. Kinda like finding out that your grandmother is a gaymale, you don't know if you should wonder why or just how. Then again one might be very openminded and just rejoice that it finally ends and the scrusi...srucis...painful wait had ended. Though thinking out of the box isn't our best quality people. But enough about that movie i like to call "Matrix-Revolutions". Clever isn't it?
Now to something mroe serious. ToA. Trials of Ablantis. Watery Grave of DAoC. What bad can i really say about this....
...plenty.
First off the new races. One is a stretched koblin with a skinproblem. That is...if you can call a frozen butt as a face a problem, which i believe you can.
The other, a Hulk Hogan(some say) copy and in my opinion something a troll and a firbolg made in a hut far far away. And shouldn't have. Really, that thing is like a spoon in your rectum in a driving test. Won't help you and everyone wonders why it's there.
And then we have the last one...
Kittens. Yes. Finally it has arrived in DAoC! Bloody cats! Just look at their arms, the nose...ok. They have spikes but it's a feeble attempt to hide the fact, that once again, furries have invaded a game! Just look at the bloody thing!
Ok, ok. I understand. If we have the valkyn(*cough*dogs*cough*) we should have kitties as well. Why the heck not. Let's bring on the mice aswell, give the Hibernia a race that's small, annoying, totally ridicilous looking in the battlefield and....oh...nevermind.
But more about Trials of Altatantis as a whole. What else grand things may we expect? A new interface people! Isn't that exiting. Midgard gets blue, Albion red and Hibernia...ohoh....green! Why...this is just amazing, afterall i haven't colored my own interfeces(har) since DAoC came out. Any twat with a photoshop and a basic comprehension of a tv remote manual can do it.
Ofcourse the main thing about Trials of Atalantantis is the water. You can now use boats(which have been docked for several years, even with no SEASONS OF THE YEAR!!) to travel to...gosh...Atlentatis. Whuupie. Though you shouldn't travel there until level 50 so you can actually DO something there. Gods forbid we should buy an add-on and get some use out of it before we grind 24/7 for two weeks to get to 50 and be bored of the whole freaking game and feed it to our little sister while she tries to scream for mommie...*ahem*
Yes well. Maybe that's enough out of Trials of Atangerine.
What else? Ah yes. Ofcourse i should take a moment just for my dear stalker, dear dear friend, yes you know him, he's the wannaB Seel hater..give it up for Cloud(d)_PMS!!!
I just wanted to congratulate him for a job well done. He managed in what most people couldn't:
A: Failed to 'cause me any serious damage. Except a sore stomach for laughing at him.
B: Managed to make himself look like a bigger twat then he is.
And finally....
C: Was the first one to get to "Teh List of People to TAunt" by Teh Seel.
So from now on and forever more, Cloud(d)_PMS....you'll always hold a special place in my threads.
*nods*
EDIT: Made a whoopsie on the Matrix thingie...
Yes. You can stop reading now. Yes you. Right there. Teh Seel Hater. No need to go further, just click reply and post your random and most certainly useless insult towards me. Good boy.
But on with the show. First i wanted to let you all know that WHAM!! Matrix 3- Revisitittied is upon us like a meteor from the sky. I was just minding my own, living along when someone told me that next week it ends. Totally unexpected and certainly shocking in its own way. Kinda like finding out that your grandmother is a gaymale, you don't know if you should wonder why or just how. Then again one might be very openminded and just rejoice that it finally ends and the scrusi...srucis...painful wait had ended. Though thinking out of the box isn't our best quality people. But enough about that movie i like to call "Matrix-Revolutions". Clever isn't it?
Now to something mroe serious. ToA. Trials of Ablantis. Watery Grave of DAoC. What bad can i really say about this....
...plenty.
First off the new races. One is a stretched koblin with a skinproblem. That is...if you can call a frozen butt as a face a problem, which i believe you can.
The other, a Hulk Hogan(some say) copy and in my opinion something a troll and a firbolg made in a hut far far away. And shouldn't have. Really, that thing is like a spoon in your rectum in a driving test. Won't help you and everyone wonders why it's there.
And then we have the last one...
Kittens. Yes. Finally it has arrived in DAoC! Bloody cats! Just look at their arms, the nose...ok. They have spikes but it's a feeble attempt to hide the fact, that once again, furries have invaded a game! Just look at the bloody thing!
Ok, ok. I understand. If we have the valkyn(*cough*dogs*cough*) we should have kitties as well. Why the heck not. Let's bring on the mice aswell, give the Hibernia a race that's small, annoying, totally ridicilous looking in the battlefield and....oh...nevermind.
But more about Trials of Altatantis as a whole. What else grand things may we expect? A new interface people! Isn't that exiting. Midgard gets blue, Albion red and Hibernia...ohoh....green! Why...this is just amazing, afterall i haven't colored my own interfeces(har) since DAoC came out. Any twat with a photoshop and a basic comprehension of a tv remote manual can do it.
Ofcourse the main thing about Trials of Atalantantis is the water. You can now use boats(which have been docked for several years, even with no SEASONS OF THE YEAR!!) to travel to...gosh...Atlentatis. Whuupie. Though you shouldn't travel there until level 50 so you can actually DO something there. Gods forbid we should buy an add-on and get some use out of it before we grind 24/7 for two weeks to get to 50 and be bored of the whole freaking game and feed it to our little sister while she tries to scream for mommie...*ahem*
Yes well. Maybe that's enough out of Trials of Atangerine.
What else? Ah yes. Ofcourse i should take a moment just for my dear stalker, dear dear friend, yes you know him, he's the wannaB Seel hater..give it up for Cloud(d)_PMS!!!
I just wanted to congratulate him for a job well done. He managed in what most people couldn't:
A: Failed to 'cause me any serious damage. Except a sore stomach for laughing at him.
B: Managed to make himself look like a bigger twat then he is.
And finally....
C: Was the first one to get to "Teh List of People to TAunt" by Teh Seel.
So from now on and forever more, Cloud(d)_PMS....you'll always hold a special place in my threads.
*nods*
EDIT: Made a whoopsie on the Matrix thingie...
