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amobea

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goodnight everybody

may your frigidly cold day be enjoyable

tomorrow i shall wake and enjoy australian summer
and scantily clad tanned babes as i venture into the city to
peer at the breasts erm shops er
bah

but seriously
being that it doesn't get that hot there
in summer do the women dress in well
a manner more efficient in the use of material (ie less clothes)
 
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~YuckFou~

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No , they wear fur and anoraks, oh and bowler hats and or clogs, obviously.
 
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danger

Guest
Originally posted by ~YuckFou~
No , they wear fur and anoraks, oh and bowler hats and or clogs, obviously.
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Of course bowler hats... how could he be so stupid... everyone in "England" where's bowler hats and either says "air hell air" or "core blimey govener!"

NOW CHUCK A COUPLE MORE SHRIMPS ON THE BARBIE.... CONVICT :)
 
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Embattle

Guest
Originally posted by amobea
goodnight everybody

may your frigidly cold day be enjoyable

tomorrow i shall wake and enjoy australian summer
and scantily clad tanned babes as i venture into the city to
peer at the breasts erm shops er
bah

but seriously
being that it doesn't get that hot there
in summer do the women dress in well
a manner more efficient in the use of material (ie less clothes)
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The women over here can be compared to Xmas presents.....there are layers to remove first bringing a higher level of excitement :p
 
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RandomIce

Guest
I have a fridge... a stella fridge..... full of stella.... so nerr
 
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throdgrain

Guest
Why would you think anyone here would give a fuck what goes on in your arid dry country full of posionous spiders and burning forests ?
Full of people who think cricket is a sport.
Jesus :/
 
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Munkey-

Guest
hell. its still hot here.

/me enjoys view of some of the finest asses available.......

animal of course *cough*

despite UK summer temps, everyone here is wearing jumpers and jackets......wimps
 
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mank!

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There are three reasons we lost the Ashes this year.

  1. Nasser Hussain
  2. The bloke who got injured
  3. The Aussies are better than us
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nath

Guest
You like staring at animal arses?*

man munkey, you is sick!













*before you correct me, I know you meant donkeys.
 
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ECA

Guest
Lets face it, a nation that is proudest of the fact that it beat England in the Ashes, is not exactly very pointful.

I say we eliminate all the ex-cons and those descended from them, and restore Australia to its rightful owners.

That or just laugh at them some more.
 
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Embattle

Guest
Originally posted by mank!
There are three reasons we lost the Ashes this year.

  1. Nasser Hussain
  2. The bloke who got injured
  3. The Aussies are better than us
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  1. Most people just don't fooking care, me included :p
 
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granny

Guest
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Orangewavy man M,ADE THEM LOOSE TEH ASHS!
 
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amobea

Guest
Originally posted by ECA
Lets face it, a nation that is proudest of the fact that it beat England in the Ashes, is not exactly very pointful.

I say we eliminate all the ex-cons and those descended from them, and restore Australia to its rightful owners.

That or just laugh at them some more.
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Quite frankly it's not near the thing we're proudest of
ffs do the same thing enough times it gets old huh...

The fact we shat on everyone else in the Commonwealth games

Also that we have the worlds no 1 tennis player
who is unfortunately the about the worlds no 1 dick too

Cricket isnn't all we care about
we love all sport
as long as we're winning

And that idea would be a nice change
last thing the british did for the aboriginals was attempt genocide i believe
 
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Trem

Guest
LOL Throddy:D

Oz has a few good bands though, Silverchair r0x0r!!
 
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Testin da Cable

Guest
atm I'd rather be in Oz. on a beach. I don't think I've seen what I call "proper" weather in over a year, and [strangely] that was in Ireland: 30C with clear blue skies for 3+ days. woot. three days of good weather...in a row. what a blessing. long may the european temperate zone reign :/
 
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RandomIce

Guest
:wall: Granny.... enough with the orange man already :mgwhore2: Granny :mgwhore:
 
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amobea

Guest
30C
thats getting close to our summer weather
it's a not too hot summer day

once it gets up past 40 it's all fucked though
to damn hot
on the good side the women on these days wear only enough material to cover what you won't see ina disney movie
 
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Testin da Cable

Guest
you'll love me really...I'm potty trained!!
 
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Embattle

Guest
I do believe in the last year Aus has suffered massive forrest fires and some rather nasty floods......of course lets not for get that cancer generating sun which you shouldn't go out in during the middle of the day :p

last thing the british did for the aboriginals was attempt genocide i believe
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Bad case of pot calling aboriginal black I think :rolleyes:
 
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