Because 99% of albion doesn't know..

[Trinilim]

Use /invite <name> to invite into groups. Don't search around for a long time and use the group bar invite.

 

[Khalen]

How to disable nasty MSN in windows xp:

Go to configuration, Administrator Tools, Services
Put MSN things on manual and you don't have the nasty MSN at startup.

 

[Jiggs]

people that have a rectal prolapse cos someone takes 0.0001 seconds to long to invite someone into a group REALLY piss me off

 

[old.LandShark]

Yes, but people who don't know you can do /invite <name> when you're trying to invite someone in the middle of a fairly fast respawn zone with near-constant fighting = pains in the ass

 

[Trinilim]

Trinilim: Invite xxx please
xxx2: where?
Trinilim: use /invite xxx
xxx2: ffs I can't see them!
Trinilim: use /invite xxx
xxx2: will invite after port, too many people
Trinilim: <sigh>

 

[nume]

Originally posted by Trinilim
Trinilim: Invite xxx please
xxx2: where?
Trinilim: use /invite xxx
xxx2: ffs I can't see them!
Trinilim: use /invite xxx
xxx2: will invite after port, too many people
Trinilim: <sigh>

Yeah I've grouped with xxx2 and he's terrible, but what do you expect from a polearm armsman

Another tip, if you want to de-ice your car in the morning is better to use a pan of hot water rather than a scraper&de-icer spray

 

[Moody]

Avoid to wash your car when it freezes. Even if you dry it well like when you drive thru a carwash, water will seep into the locks and you wont get in your vehicle the next morning.

Dirt is a good extra protection from the harsh salty winter environment. If you really want to. tape your locks before the wash.

 

[Trinilim]

I usually use a hammer when the locks won't work.

Works fine for me.

 

[Falcore]

dont buy cordless mice, they make the batteries inside themselves blow up (it happened)

 

[old.ghengis]

dont eat the yellow snow

 

[nume]

If you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white

 

[Genesis_of_Ak]

DONT use hot water to de-ice your windshield - you may crack it

Use cold water then apply bottom to windshield for the perfect shine ;p

 

[g0ldenbone]

An old television, with a toaster inside, makes a cheap and effective 'microwave' oven. For making toast

 

[Genesis_of_Ak]

HOW TO BATHE A CAT
================
1. Thoroughly clean toilet.

2. Lift both lids and add shampoo.

3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to bathroom.

4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both lids and stand on top,
so cat cannot escape.

5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds (ignore ruckus from
inside toilet, cat is enjoying this) .

6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rinse, which is quite
effective.

7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from toilet as possible and
quickly lift both lids.

8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors, where he will air
dry.

Sincerely,
The Dog

 

[old.shotgunstow]

Originally posted by Trinilim
Use /invite <name> to invite into groups. Don't search around for a long time and use the group bar invite.

Or to simplify it even further, so 100% of albs can understand:
/i <name>

 

[old.Ramas]

Another thing alb doesn't seem to know.

The LFG find panel is bugged.

If you are a group leader, and your group is full, you need to turn the looking for members flag on and off manually everytime someone joins the group - otherwise you will appear on the looking-for-members list and get pm'ed every two seconds.

 

[Belomar]

A snowball with a little hat on will survive a long time in hell.

 

[old.Ramas]

Another tip, if you want to de-ice your car in the morning is better to use a pan of hot water rather than a scraper&de-icer spray

Pffft.

Heated front windscreens rock.

 

[Trinilim]

oh yes...






... THERE'S OTHER PLACES THAN EMAIN


sheesh.

 

[Exiled]

Originally posted by Trinilim
oh yes...






... THERE'S OTHER PLACES THAN EMAIN


sheesh.

yeh fk off from our garden ya sods

 

[hint]

Originally posted by Trinilim
... THERE'S OTHER PLACES THAN EMAIN

you'd have more luck trying to persuade them the sky is bright green with floursent yellow stripes.

 

[Arumar]

Originally posted by Genesis_of_Ak
HOW TO BATHE A CAT
================
1. Thoroughly clean toilet.

2. Lift both lids and add shampoo.

3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to bathroom.

4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both lids and stand on top,
so cat cannot escape.

5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds (ignore ruckus from
inside toilet, cat is enjoying this) .

6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rinse, which is quite
effective.

7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from toilet as possible and
quickly lift both lids.

8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors, where he will air
dry.

Sincerely,
The Dog

ROFLMAO at this one!!
and as for the emain thing, please, let's get some more people in odin's! it's annoying when you go there and can't get past amg cause 2fg of mids or hibs are camping it. you die, release, shout on pad for asistance in odin's, and get the echo back "we're all going to emain"...

 

[Repent Reloaded]

Use /invite <name>

or u just could click them then type /i
...noob

 

[old.m0000]

the whole point is you don't have to click them , noob

 

[Aule Valar]

Originally posted by Trinilim
oh yes...






... THERE'S OTHER PLACES THAN EMAIN


sheesh.

well duh, theres sauvage too, where you go when you get zerged
:s f00l n00bs

 

[medowind]

Seriously turn the snow green in odins and bulldoze and flatten the pennies and I will rvr elsewhere then emain as fast as a gimped nufed runbot can

 

[noaim]

Originally posted by Repent


or u just could click them then type /i
...noob

Aye, that must work great when the problem is you cant find the one you wanna invite...hahaha