Beaver needs some loving care

[Damini]

<><><> Beaver <><><>


Right, now I've got you in here... Tremor, you're under house arrest Mwuahah and all that, cloak swirling eye brow raising mwuhah, twas all a cunning ploy to get you in here.

I've bought you some lego to keep you entertained, there's a copy of Horse and Hound from 1984 with half a crossword completed, some Play doh that has now become strange coloured dust held together with will power and child spittle, and an abbacus for you to toy with. Have lots of fun.

If you try to leave the guards have orders to shoot.





For everyone else, I'm sorry if you've had to get caught up in all this. There's nothing to see. You've never even heard of anyone called Tremor.

*Plays Invicta FM very loudly to drown out pitiful shouts*

Move along now.

 

[Hashmonster]

*enters*

*boogies to invicta jingles*

*leaves*

 

[MYstIC G]

*enters*
*orders "one of what she's drinking" from the barkeep*
*drinks*
*passes out in a spasmodic fit*
*leaves on stretcher*

 

[xenon2000]

I think I'll just pretend that I know what the fuck this thread is all about.

 

[bodhi]

Hmmm. I'm dissapointed. I thought this was going to be about bikini waxing. I want the 30 seconds it took to read this random drivel back!

 

[Damini]

Sorry Bodhi, all we can offer you is a voucher to spend in store.

Tremms has been territorially pissing in places non general, and I'm trying to herd him back into here.

*tests electric fence and releases velociraptors*

 

[bigbb]

Trade Description ACT!£! Data Protection Act!$!$ I was mislead!! I want my money back!£!$¬

 

[Nighty-]

If I adopt a beaver, can I stroke it?

 

[FatBusinessman]

Digital Millennium Copyright Act! Operation Enduring Freedom! I want BigBB's money back too!

 

[bigbb]

*Steal FatBusinessman's wallet*

 

[FatBusinessman]

*gets out detonator and blows up dummy wallet*

 

[Trem]

Awwww I did apologise Damini, I'm sorry if I upset them, I just couldn't resist, I didn't swear and I didn't say anything about beards or sandals. Did you delete my posts? Hmmm may adopt one of those beavers, and you say you have Lego for me *claps hands*

Are we still friends?

 

[Damini]

Would I delete your posts Trem? That would be like the book burning of Nazi germany! Only, erm, justifiable and stuff.

No, you are fully intact.






*Throws amphetamines to the velociraptors*

For now. Mwuhahaha...!!!

 

[Trem]

Also the DAOC threads are all misleading Dam's I mean what is a boy supposed to think with titles such as "glimmering sword" I enter expecting pr0n galore and I get faced with talk of swash buckling and stuff, bah









*rattles bars*

*sobs*

*collapses*


*eats cockroach*

 

[S-Gray]

Just read what you did... tut tut Trem :/ lol

 

[Trem]

Empty your PM folder Dam.

 

[Damini]

*salutes*

Aye Aye Captain.

 

[Sawtooth]

I thought this was something else...blushes and leaves.

 

[Munkey-]

oi, gerrout my cage

*throws random assorted pictures of the lions at damini and tremor*

 

[Trem]

Hehehehe 150 odd views Dam, it definately did the trick in getting peoples attention

 

[Damini]

Originally posted by Tremor
Empty your PM folder Dam.

Pot, kettle. Empty yours.

 

[Trem]

Relly? I only got 4 in there!!Will do boss

 

[Mellow-]

*read thread*

*blink*

 

[Trem]

Originally posted by Damini



Pot, kettle. Empty yours.

So I rush off to empty my PM folder, deleting some personal and important messages(one of which is off Ono from when I was a new boy)and then I sit clicking refrsh for 17 hours in the hope that I will receive a fresh, lovely new PM, did it ever arrive you may ask me, well no, no it didn't

 

[wolfeeh]

so....

.... if beaver's were extinct 400 years ago... where the fuck did they find new ones? recreated from some dna taken from a mosquito encased in amber jurassic park styleee? are these evil beavers?

 

[throdgrain]

Lol dont stray into the super-strict world of DaoC Tremor, you get all sorts of shit otherwise
Mind, if when you clicked view all posts (non-specific forum, at the news stage of BW) , you were confronted by a forum called "general discussion" , you wouldnt always think it a entry into DaoC, nor a passport to a Richard Branson-style dress sense Whoops ! Same thing !
Perhaps BW could rename that forum "General Discussion about DaoC", then I wouldnt stray into it and get told off by Uncle Trebz.

 

[Wij]

What are we playing ?

 

[Trem]

Originally posted by throdgrain
Lol dont stray into the super-strict world of DaoC Tremor, you get all sorts of shit otherwise
Mind, if when you clicked view all posts (non-specific forum, at the news stage of BW) , you were confronted by a forum called "general discussion" , you wouldnt always think it a entry into DaoC, nor a passport to a Richard Branson-style dress sense Whoops ! Same thing !
Perhaps BW could rename that forum "General Discussion about DaoC", then I wouldnt stray into it and get told off by Uncle Trebz.

Hehehehe I knew throddy, oh I knew.

 

[Damini]

You're asking that I recreate the sheer poetry and inspiration of the first message just like that?

Ok.

sorry, Broken Sword II has stolen my soul, and as such I have been rather distracted.

 

[Scooba Da Bass]

Re: so....

Originally posted by Wolfeeh
.... if beaver's were extinct 400 years ago... where the fuck did they find new ones? recreated from some dna taken from a mosquito encased in amber jurassic park styleee? are these evil beavers?

The vital words you appear to have missed were 'extinct IN BRITAIN', still better luck next time with that reading lark