News Bear > militants

[Thadius]

BBC NEWS | World | South Asia | Bear kills militants in Kashmir

 

[CorNokZ]

Ice skating bear kills Russian circus hand - CNN.com

again

Me > Thad

 

[Gorbachioo]

How useless do you have to be to lose to a bear with 4 guys armed with kalashnikovs?

 

[BloodOmen]

I love the excuses "The militants had assault rifles and were taken by surprise"... how the fuck can you be taken by surprise by a bear that big? more like they were probably provoking it and it attacked them.

 

[Fafnir]

I love the excuses "The militants had assault rifles and were taken by surprise"... how the fuck can you be taken by surprise by a bear that big? more like they were probably provoking it and it attacked them.

You have to meet one to know how good stealth they got

 

[mooSe_]

You have to meet one to know how good stealth they got

there could be one watching you right now...

 

[Imgormiel]

The thing is, bears (from recent programs on teh BBC) I have learned are quite timid animals that are nothing like the tales that have been said about them. So they really must have pissed the bear right off deliberately for it to go for all of em.

 

[Shagrat]

it doesnt mention what the bear was packing though does it. He could have surprised them with a M134 General Electric Minigun, ak's would be useless......

 

[Lamp]

Bears are over-rated. I heard you can kill a 12'' tall rabid grisly bear with half a carrot, an old Nokia mobile phone, a thermos flask, and a fully loaded HK MP5 (the assault weapon of choice)

 

[CorNokZ]

Bears are over-rated

Oh yeah!?

Spoiler

 

[Sparx]

Bears are over-rated. I heard you can kill a 12'' tall rabid grisly bear with half a carrot, an old Nokia mobile phone, a thermos flask, and a fully loaded HK MP5 (the assault weapon of choice)

yeah thats right you can. Stick the carrot in the bears eye, the flask up its arse, give it the phone to call an ambulance but the bear cant see the numbers cause of the carrot, ends up calling a pimp by mistake and growling down the phone, pimp comes along with his mates kills the bear, skins it too. You then fire the MP5 into the air in celebration