Question Bear cavalry vs Lion cavalry, who would win?

[Thadius]

VS

Discuss!

 

[Lamp]

How indepth can the discussion go ? I think John McCririck surely must have a say

 

[adoNix]

Lions would win because of their agility and speed!

 

[Thadius]

This just in

Spoiler

Panda wanted to join too!

 

[Tasslehoff]

Rofl

 

[Vasconcelos]

GAME
SET
MATCH

 

[Lamp]

Penguin army 4tw +1

 

[ECA]

Do the bears have chainsaws for hands?

 

[Lamp]

How does a bear ride a horse with chainsaws for hands ?

 

[Olgaline]

Anonamatronics make this thread fail!

 

[Lamp]

have you been drinking whisky ?
Naughty !

 

[Thorwyn]

This just in

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Panda wanted to join too!

indeed

 

[Cadelin]

From QI

A bear would always win a fight against a lion as the lion's skull is very thin and although it is very muscular, has very little strength, so before the lion could attack the bear's neck, the bear would crush the skull first. This was proven by a man who brought a lion and a bear to California during the Gold Rush as a means of entertaining the prospectors and miners. They had bears fighting against various other animals such as bulls, for example, but because the bear always won, they shipped in an African lion, but the bear still won.

Although clearly the Penguin army would win.

 

[Thadius]

Thor is a twat for posting cute pictures

 

[ECA]

How does a bear ride a horse with chainsaws for hands ?

I'd assume it grips and steers with it's legs.

 

[Wonk]

im shitfaced but im no good at posting while drunk. WTF chainsaws

 

[cHodAX]

Bears win, always.

 

[megadave]

would a bear beat a hippo?

 

[Cozak]

Got my monies on lions for sheer agility whilst pon the horses back!

buuuut!

 

[Lamp]

Euro Typhoon - fuck your flying tanks

 

[Cerb]

My Penis, fucks everything...wait..

 

[Shagrat]

lol this thread is just win

 

[Thadius]

lol this thread is just win

Rep motherfucker, do you use it?!

 

[Shagrat]

Only when I know I might get some late night action out of it

 

[soze]

A horse big enough to carry a bear would be much bigger and stronger that one carrying a Lion so in the initial crush of battle the bear horses would power own the lion ones.

Also bear SAS

 

[Cerb]

Nothern lights polarbears ftw

 

[old.Tohtori]

Rep motherfucker, do you use it?!

Where's my rep for the post that started this b*tch?

 

[Thadius]

What about;

Spoiler

Double Bear cavalry!

 

[tris-]

i want to see a bear, riding on a horse thats riding a bear and being flown by a flying shark.

 

[Lamp]

lol this thread is just win

the bus will be leaving soon