Beans

Tom

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I haven't eaten beans for months, I mean ages. Tonight I had some beans on chicken breadcrumb thingies, with lots of salt and vinegar.

I haven't stopped farting all night. Its quite amazing how much gas is escaping, I didn't think there was enough volume inside the human digestive system to contain such a quantity. The entire house stinks, the cats are shuffling around using their front paws, and sometimes they fall over while breathing heavily. The windows are all bowed o u t w a r ds.

Just thought you should know. Don't come knocking, it would be like that old gas leak advert where the wife turns the lights on and the husband shouts "NO!"

:touch:
 

Doomy

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Tom said:
I haven't eaten beans for months, I mean ages. Tonight I had some beans on chicken breadcrumb thingies, with lots of salt and vinegar.

I haven't stopped farting all night. Its quite amazing how much gas is escaping, I didn't think there was enough volume inside the human digestive system to contain such a quantity. The entire house stinks, the cats are shuffling around using their front paws, and sometimes they fall over while breathing heavily. The windows are all bowed o u t w a r ds.

Just thought you should know. Don't come knocking, it would be like that old gas leak advert where the wife turns the lights on and the husband shouts "NO!"

:touch:

Go for a dump, then at least you dont have the old 'poo filtration system' thing going on...
 

babs

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I practically live on beans, I must get through 6 cans a week (and I'm only at home for 1 meal a day).

A little musical whiffery never hurt anyone.
 

Trem

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You've always been a gassy bastard Tom

;)
 

TdC

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beans is good! I think I'll have a chilli tonight. the thought of voiding extremely evil gas makes me all giggley!
 

old.Tohtori

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I think i've eaten beans a couple of times...if they were beans on a mexicana pizza...hmm...

Not that big of a "trend" here parts.

Now peas, don't get me started...seriously. I was an addict.
 

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