Tom
I am a FH squatter
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- Dec 22, 2003
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I haven't eaten beans for months, I mean ages. Tonight I had some beans on chicken breadcrumb thingies, with lots of salt and vinegar.
I haven't stopped farting all night. Its quite amazing how much gas is escaping, I didn't think there was enough volume inside the human digestive system to contain such a quantity. The entire house stinks, the cats are shuffling around using their front paws, and sometimes they fall over while breathing heavily. The windows are all bowed o u t w a r ds.
Just thought you should know. Don't come knocking, it would be like that old gas leak advert where the wife turns the lights on and the husband shouts "NO!"
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I haven't stopped farting all night. Its quite amazing how much gas is escaping, I didn't think there was enough volume inside the human digestive system to contain such a quantity. The entire house stinks, the cats are shuffling around using their front paws, and sometimes they fall over while breathing heavily. The windows are all bowed o u t w a r ds.
Just thought you should know. Don't come knocking, it would be like that old gas leak advert where the wife turns the lights on and the husband shouts "NO!"
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