beans on toast variations

[tris-]

latley i have found the only thing that doesnt cause my ass to prolapse and drop runny shit all over the place is beans on toast.

ive tryed the basic beans on toast.

ive tryed it with cheese.

today i made it cheese and OMFG chopped spring onions.

does anyone else have some interesting variations. ofcourse, they should be edible. not something like beans on toast with chocolate.

and no fish, at all.

 

[old.Tohtori]

I usually do a:

bread
cheese <--variable
ham <--any meat, go nuts.
cheese <-- also variable.
bread

With butters and mayo if it's preferred.

Whole thing in the nuker and voila.

Beans? Can't understand 'em.

 

[tris-]

thats all well and good. but that would cause me to spray shit uncontrollable all over the place.

this is strictly beans on toast people!

 

[old.Tohtori]

thats all well and good. but that would cause me to spray shit uncontrollable all over the place.[/B]

An beans don't?

English are weird.

 

[swords]

You have a strange feacal fascination
Beans + worcestershire sauce + cracked black pepper + knob (tee hee) of butter. grill a large thick cut of fresh bread and voila.... the most uber beans on toast known to mankind.

 

[tris-]

dont have a fascination per se.

although i am fascinated about keeping it controllable while i still have food poisoning

 

[haarewin]

chives! CHIVES! chives on everything!

 

[Haggus]

Beans, cheese and woster (sp?) sauce. Lea and Perins etc

 

[Lamp]

beans toast chilli

 

[elisera]

I know you keep saying its beans on toast only but my favourite staple when I wasn't well was beans, sweetcorn and pasta...

Other than that, beans, cheese and branston pickle on toast.

 

[Yeke]

Beans/toast/scrambled egg
Beans/toast/mushroom

got no idea what they taste like just tried to think of different stuff I might try if I could only eat beans on toast

Used to add curry powder to beans when I was younger for extra farting potential, taste nice too

 

[Tareregion]

I'd probably go with some added cheese, but I'd make sure it's a strong flavoured one, maybe one that melts easily.

 

[Lamp]

plastic melts easily under a grill...

 

[Outlander]

the start of this thread has put me off beans on toast tbh

 

[Cemeterygates]

melt cheese on the toast 1st an while ya doin the beans whack in a nice load of BBQ sauce...fuckin lush

 

[Ging]

if your getting over food poisening then water is your best and imo only bet untill your cleaned out. otherwise u will jsut extend the toilet olympic games.

 

[crispy]

Take pictures of the dishes please :>

 

[confused]

Bacon and eggs on toast... yes no beans, but my god it's good

edit: bacon must be cut up and eggs scrambled

 

[lilmissnaughty]

used to have an egg (fried or poached) on top of my beans on toast in me student days.dunno if ur arse could take it tho
what bout putting a slice of cooked meat (chicken/ham) on the toast before beaning it up?
heh or as a kid i used to love the beans that came with the lil sausages in.
also try flavouring ya beans:
lee an perrins
bbq sauce
curry or chilli powder
ive even thrown soy sauce on beans but never while they was on toast.

 

[Will]

I like brown sauce mixed in with the beans. Cheese with beans on toast is the Devil's work.

 

[Sharma]

Tbh, Beans mixed with salad cream on overly buttery toast is the dogs bollocks.

 

[Zede]

Toast some potato cakes, and butter them.

Put a dolop of cooked beans on each cake, add some grated cheese on top, then chuck on some Worcestershire Sauce.

Put under grill until cheese has melted with the sauce


hmm yummy

 

[Ezteq]

hmm probably not wise to attempt this while you still got the arse related version of dam busters but theres a reeeeeaaally nice peri peri hot sauce from nandos should imagine that mixes well with beans, makes em beans of the blazing saddle variety i should think....






pass the beans mongo!!

 

[Bahumat]

rub 2kg's of butter into your armpits, then rub in the beans, then the toast.
scoop the mess off the floor and put it in a bowl.

meal in minutes...

 

[Sharma]

hmm probably not wise to attempt this while you still got the arse related version of dam busters but theres a reeeeeaaally nice peri peri hot sauce from nandos should imagine that mixes well with beans, makes em beans of the blazing saddle variety i should think....






pass the beans mongo!!

I have the extra hot one regulary.

What can I say? The dance of the flaming arsehole the next day is worth a rather nice tasting meal.

 

[pikeh]

thai sweet chili mean beans on toast with cracked black pepper, cheese (underneath the beans) and tomato ketchup. and bacon. mmm.

 

[Dukat]

the arse related version of dam busters

Oh god Ez, did you have to!??!

I'm going to have that song stuck in my head all day now, and whats worse the next time I go I'll almost certainly be humming it and shouting "jolley good show old boy! bombs away! what what!"

poor tris though stop making fun of him1!!!

 

[Vandrakken]

Beans on fried bread, accompanied with well cooked bacon, a fried egg, Lincolnshire sausages and a couple well fried tomatoes.. commonly known as a Full English Breakfast =)

Finish up with a glass of fresh orange and crack on with ur day!

 

[Ezteq]

Oh god Ez, did you have to!??!

I'm going to have that song stuck in my head all day now, and whats worse the next time I go I'll almost certainly be humming it and shouting "jolley good show old boy! bombs away! what what!"

poor tris though stop making fun of him1!!!

ye i did.


FREE THE SONG!!
may i suggest farting it? or if enough gas power can not be harnessed without the danger of:
A) twisted colon iso bad it takes the form of a balloon poodle
B) an apoplectic fit and burstage of one if not both eyeballs or
C) severe follow through thus causing ruination in the underpant department


just mouth trumpet it a la Jarhead?

 

[Dandare]

ye i did.


FREE THE SONG!!
may i suggest farting it? or if enough gas power can not be harnessed without the danger of:
A) twisted colon iso bad it takes the form of a balloon poodle
B) an apoplectic fit and burstage of one if not both eyeballs or
C) severe follow through thus causing ruination in the underpant department


just mouth trumpet it a la Jarhead?

My gawd, that'll teach me to read your posts while eating my dinner at work uke:
Somehow my corned beef hash does'nt seem too appetising now