BB User Titles

[Guest]

Ok, seeing as this has been raised a few times now, I'm throwing this open for suggestions. Anyone wanna come up with a list of user titles based on number of posts. Our top poster is currently around the 1200 mark. Any theme you like.

Those not submitting lists, say which one you like in the thread.

 

[ReActor]

I'm quite happy with being a Brentford Resident. I mean after all, I've never been to Penge. Although I've heard it is very nice...

 

[Ono]

How about:

0-49 Sludge
50-299 Amoeba
300-599 Fish
600- 999 Reptile
1000-1499 Chimp
1500-4999 Human
5000+ Sad Bastard with no friends in the real world

 

[ReActor]

Having said that, I think 1200 deserves the user title of "Permanent moron resident" which is in font size 38. And in bold. And underlined.

 

[Embattle]

Originally posted by ReActor
"Permanent moron resident"

Thats not very nice

 

[kryt]

what about titles for people that create 1000+ post threads, for instance, cough, me, and Moo

 

[old.TUG]

At least I aren't a permanent moron resident yet

 

[old.eternity]

Is'nt there a feature where the users can have their own user title under their name? I've seen this on other boards, I think it would be neato to have pics underneath aswell

 

[Embattle]

Originally posted by TUG
At least I aren't a permanent moron resident yet

No but you're still a moron

 

[old.Mr Niceguy]

i think the BB user titles should be changed to something 2 something where you look like the man if youve posted loads

>>>planetarion is cool where they got ranks

eg.
rookie
officer
cmdr

but then again here that might be gay

 

[Embattle]

No thats not a bad idea Niceguy.

 

[old.Mr Niceguy]

oh and what about pictures under the name?
why aint we got them?
eh?

 

[old.Kez]

because they fucking suck ass?


its just an excuse to waste bandwidth and slow it down, for stupid pictures that look completely out of place.

stick to user levels.

 

[old.[GA] Shovel]

I like the Brentford/Penge thing.
Mever understoof Phnargos - but all to the with the fabled Barrysworld book yeah?
Personally I think you should just take some more out the book, cause it is unique. If you go about having gaming ranks and that then it is like any other site - and lame at that.

Maybe they ought to be classed as "Newbies" for the first ten posts? then they feel special when they finally achieve Pengeness?

 

[old.Kez]

"BarrysWorld book" , now there's a scary thought.

they all come from various Robert Rankin books (the one with barry the time sprout I'm told)

can I just ask who lamed up the smilies?

they look f'ing silly

 

[old.Cavalier]

Harmless, mostly harmless,....,deadly, elite?

 

[old.SUp3rFM]

wtf is Penge or Brentford?

I only know what Brentford is because I've played MAAAAANYYY times football manager (yep, in the 48k). Why don't you switch to some levels related to games? like..

1-50 posts - Sitting Duck
....
....
1200+ "" - Godlike

etc, etc

just my $0.02

 

[old.Kez]

erm, see above post about robert rankin books? there's ya answer.

brentford is near kent (innit?)
penge is erm.. christ knows where.

 

[Embattle]

Originally posted by Kez
brentford is near kent (innit?)

LOL

Naa its outer skirts of London, not to far away from me

 

[old.Luap2]

How about:

Take the top 10 posters and compare everyone else to them!

Embattle Like. 1200-1300 posts.
Tug Like. 1000-1200 posts.
Frankie Like
Kez Like
.
.
.
.
Luap Like. 0-50 posts

etc.

/me goes back to sleep