Batch Image Resizing?

[Wazzerphuk]

Got a whole load of photographs of men dressed up as women I'd like printed off. I've only got a certain number of sheets of photo paper left, so I'm gonna squeeze as much as possible out (giggle) of the paper to print off as much as possible...

Basically, is there a way of batch resizing for images? Anyone know any way it's possible, and easier than resizing them all one by one? I'm a lazy bastard, and want my man-woman porn photographs with 10ccs of elbow grease.

Cheers.

 

[old.Kez]

Photoshop does batch editting.
(File > Automate > Batch)

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Yes, and reszing isn't one of the batch options. Retard.

 

[old.Kez]

Sigh. Don't be a spastic your entire life.

Open your image. Create a new Action. Record. Resize. Stop.
Use this action as the batch action. It'll resize the images you select, or the directory.

Acquire a clue.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Sorry for not being a photoshop expert.

You're still a retard though. You live near Ipswich for fucks sake.

I also like the way in which it didn't actually resize my images in that process, handy.

 

[Scooba Da Bass]

Uh, it does work the way Kez suggested, dunno what you're doing wrong.

 

[Summo]

I'd just like to chip in here.

 

[Daffeh]

may i also?

 

[Trebz]

If i remember rightly, JASC do a program called Image Robot that lets you build all kinds of batch jobs.

 

[Kippa.]

Originally posted by Summo
I'd just like to chip in here.

Me too

 

[Panda On Smack]

Photoshop Actions = TEH WIN!

 

[Shocko]

Bash script and xv

 

[caLLous]

Yes, let's all go and install Linux just to resize some images!

 

[*Kornholio*]

What, now ? Do I have to ?

 

[tris-]

Originally posted by *Kornholio*
What, now ? Do I have to ?

You can sit on my knee and share mine if you want

 

[*Kornholio*]

 

[old.Kez]

Originally posted by Wazzerphuk
You're still a retard though. You live near Ipswich for fucks sake.

Hey, Captain no-clue! Ipswich is over forty miles away.

 

[caLLous]

Heh heh, c'mon now grrls, put the handbags away.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Originally posted by old.Kez
Hey, Captain no-clue! Ipswich is over forty miles away.

And therefore a few minutes in a car. Which. Is. Near.

Fucking paraplegic.

 

[old.Kez]

A few minutes? Its an hour away. Seriously, stop digging. You look silly.

 

[Nos-]

I haven't had pancakes for 4 years.

 

[old.Kez]

But Pancake Day comes once a year!

 

[tris-]

Originally posted by old.Kez
A few minutes? Its an hour away. Seriously, stop digging. You look silly.

your driving too slow if it takes an hour to get to a place 40 miles away on the motor way. should be taking 20-30 minutes.

 

[old.Kez]

It takes at least forty minutes if you exclude traffic, which I didn't. It takes about forty-five on the train.
Either way, its quite clear that its not near.

 

[Summo]

'S all relative though, innit? On a global scale they're practically the same place.

Either way, both of you get the fuck out of my hotel room.

 

[tris-]

Originally posted by Summo
'S all relative though, innit? On a global scale they're practically the same place.

Either way, both of you get the fuck out of my hotel room.

can i stay please, i dont want to sleep in rotting cardboard box again