Bastard!

[Gray]

At work we have a huge projector screen, which had BBC1 on at 8pm. The lottery came up so i thought "oh why not, i feel lucky, i'll write em down".

So. I did.

When i get home, i put the paper to the side, checked on the Lottery website, and started matching the numbers from the piece of paper.

"HOLY FUCK! I HAVE 6 NUMBERS!".

I ran downstairs, dad checked and confirmed they was the numbers, and said to check em again upstairs, which i did. Then i relised, oh the sorrow, that infact i was reading off the numbers which came off, and not actually my own personal numbers.

*THIS CLOSE TO WIN*

*sniff* What a bastard, how cruel. ;o

 

[leggy]

what the fuck? springs instantly to mind.

So you wrote down the numbers that came out. Forgot they weren't actually your numbers. Then checked them against the numbers you just wrote down.

Jesus man I would have kept that to myself.

 

[Gray]

*sniff*

It was a hard day , i felt a bit scottish

 

[leggy]

Well, I would say it happens to the best of us. But it doesn't

Hard lines though.

 

[Tenko]

Would of been a cracking entry for the darwin award if you'd died of a heart attack from the shock

 

[Trem]

LMAO

Can I be the first to say.....you dozy scouse spastic.

You do make me laugh sometimes Gray and well done for telling us.

 

[Ch3tan]

Bert TBH.

 

[Cyfr]

i got 3 £25,000 things on a scratch card, I was jumping for joy, till I read they had to be in a straight line..

 

[caLLous]

What are you doing playing scratchcards, you're only 12 aren't you?

And Gray... muppet... and then some of what Trem said...

 

[Xtro]

i got 3 £25,000 things on a scratch card, I was jumping for joy, till I read they had to be in a straight line..

Keep the card. Show it to a thick ugly girl and promise her the world. If she sucks your cock.

Or alternatively tell her how you get kicked out of IRC channels. I'm sure she'll pucker faster than an Alabama rattlesnake at that one.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

"What's IRC?"

 

[Paradroid]

mehew.

Thank god you weren't in the audience.