Bassline!

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-fus-

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i remember when i was at skool they treated me like i was a fool, punished me for trying to act cool and stuck me in the classroom facing the wall, others were a laugh but no fun for me, i had maths when they had p.e, practiced for my g.c.s.e and i was told the rest were better than, in english every one got c not me they gave me a g pushed the kid by all the bullys cut my head on the ground and grazed up my knee sent to skool on every birthday, i had detention every friday but i had 2 work while others could, so i said suck dis ill be a d.j
 
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Scooba Da Bass

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I begged and pleaded with her the other day, but she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way.
She gave me a kissin' and gave me my ticket, I put on my walkman and said "I might as well kick it".
First class yo this is bad, drinkin orange juice out of a champagne glass...
Is this what the people of Bel-Air are livin like? Hmmm this might be alright!
 
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-fus-

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In West Philadelphia, born and raised, on the playground is where I spent most of my days, chillin and relexing and actin all cool, shootin some b-ball outside of school, when a couple of guys who were up to no good, started makin trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared. She said, "You're movin with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the liciense plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything, I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "Naw forget it. Yo, home to Bel Air."

"Do do, do deh deh, dooooo deh"
 
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Scooba Da Bass

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I posted the better version, you suck :/
 
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-fus-

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Rock the boat, don't rock the boat baby.
Rock the boat, don't tip the boat over!
 
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Clowneh!

Guest
Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got somethin to say
But nothin comes out when they move their lips; just a bunch of gibberish
And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Dre
 
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hoggsboss

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So I walk up the street whistlin this
Feelin out of place cos, man, do I miss
A pen and a paper, a stereo, a tape of Me and Eric B,
and a nice big plate of......Fish,
which is my favorite dish
But with no money it's still a wish
Cos I don't like to dream about gettin paid
So I dig into the books of the rhymes that I made
To now test to see if I got pull
Hit the studio,


cos I'm paid in full
 
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-fus-

Guest
Take me down to the paradise city;
where the grass is green, and the girls are pretty.
 
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hoggsboss

Guest
I wanna rock right now
I'm Rob Base and I came to get down
I'm not internationally known
But I'm known to rock the microphone
Because I get stoopid, I mean outrageous
Stay away from me if you're contagious
'Cause I'm the winner, no, I'm not the loser
To be an M.C. is what I choose 'a
Ladies love me, girls adore me
I mean even the ones who never saw me
Like the way that I rhyme at a show
The reason why, man, I don't know
So let's go, 'cause






It takes two to make a thing go right
It takes two to make it outta sight
 
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mank!

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There was an old woman from Wexford
In Wexford town did dwell
She loved her husband dearly
But another man twice as well

Chorus:
With me right fol lid-der-al ar-yl
And me right fol low-rel lee

One day she went to the doctor
Some medicine for to find
Saying "Doctor give me something
That'll make me ould man blind"

"Oh, feed him eggs and marrow bones
And make him sup them all
And it won't be so very long after
That'll he won't see you at all"

So she fed him eggs and marrow bones
And made him sup them all
And it wasn't so very long after
That'll he couldn't see the wall

"O," says he "I'd go and drown meself
But that might be a sin"
"Well," says she "I'll go along with you
And I'll help to push you in"

The old woman she went back a bit
To get a running go
The old man blithely stepped aside
And she went in below

Oh, how loudly did she roar
And how loudly did she bawl
"Arrah hould yer whisht ould woman," says he
"Sure I can't see you at all"

She swam and swam and swam and swam
'Till she came to the further brim
The old man got a long, larch pole
And he pushed her further in

O eggs are eggs and marrow bones
Will make your old man blind
But if you want to drown him
You must creep up close behind
 
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old.Jestra

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fus which song are those lyrics from? Seem familiar but really cant remember :p

anyway tbh:

[Slick Rick]
Well, it was one of those days -- not much to do
I was chillin downtown, with my old school crew
I went into a store -- to buy a slice of pizza
And bumped into a girl, her name was Mona -- what?
Mona Lisa (what?) *singing* Mona Lisa, so men made you..
YouknowhatI'msayin? So I said, "Excuse me, dear
my gosh, you look nice!
Put away your money
I'll buy that slice!"
She said, "Thanks - I'd rather a slice of you
I'm just kidding, but that's awfully nice of you"
The compliment showed she had a mind in her
And when I smiled (PING!) I almost blinded her
She said, "Great Scott! Are you a thief?
Seems like you have a mouth full of gold teeth"
Ha-ha, hah! Had to find that funny
So I said, "No child, I work hard for the money
And calling me a thief? Please! Don't even try it (Right!)
Sit down eat your slice of pizza, and be quiet"
She almost got cut short -- you know, scissors
She tried to disrespect WHO?! The Grand Wizard
Me! "Well what's your name, son?"
"MC Ricky D," but not to be so harsh I said to Mona Li-hee
"I'm.. sorry and I know that's low class (uhh, yeah)
Please sit, and tell me a little about your past"
She said, "Well I got courage, and I don't like porridge (uh-huh)
I've never been to college, but I've got crazy knowledge (uh-huh)
Over eighteen and my eyes are green (uh-huh)
I wear more gold than that man on A-Team (uh-huh, uh-huh)
Trim, slim, (yeah) and I'm also light skinned
Best believe Mona's a virgin"
A virgin?! Honey needed a slap
She tried to tell me she's a virgin -- with her yea wide gap
I said, "It don't matter, see, I'm not picky (word)
Let me spell my name out for you, it's Ricky:
R -- Ravishing
I -- Impress
C -- Courageous; so careless
K -- for the Kangols which I've got
that I wear everyday and
Y -- why not?
To fight's not right that I recite and I'm..
quite polite like Walter Cronkite"
Well, just about then, Trevor my friend came in
He said, "Hey Rick, don't you know playin with these snakes is a sin?!?"
He grabbed me by my shirt and pulled me right out the store
He said, "I don't want to see you playin with these lowlifes no more!
Now come along, we have a party to attend
With some real mature women and some more of her friends"
He hailed down a cab and he waited for a minute
And as the cab came, he thrusted me in it!
And as we were leavin and drivin along
I could hear a melody as Mona sang a song
 
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old.Jestra

Guest
oop.

i remember when i was at skool they treated me like i was a fool, punished me for trying to act cool and stuck me in the classroom facing the wall, others were a laugh but no fun for me, i had maths when they had p.e, practiced for my g.c.s.e and i was told the rest were better than, in english every one got c not me they gave me a g pushed the kid by all the bullys cut my head on the ground and grazed up my knee sent to skool on every birthday, i had detention every friday but i had 2 work while others could, so i said suck dis ill be a d.j
 
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plightstar

Guest
I've recently got into anything under the Hospital Label and bought the orginal CD which has mostly London Electricity on, I also bought Billion Dollar Gravey an amazing Album
 
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Scooba Da Bass

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Originally posted by plightstar
I've recently got into anything under the Hospital Label and bought the orginal CD which has mostly London Electricity on, I also bought Billion Dollar Gravey an amazing Album

I think you meant to post in the other thread, am i rite?
 
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Testin da Cable

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Ha ha ha ha ha hah haa haa haa haaa
Sucker
Sucker!
Oh, sucker
I am a liar
Yeah, i am a liar
Yeah i like it
I feel good
Ohh i am a liar
Yeah
I lie
I lie
I lie
Oh, i lie
Oh i lie
I lie
Yeah
Ohhh i'm a liar
I lie
Yeah
I like it
I feel good
I'll lie again
And again
I'll lie again and again
And i'll keep lying
I promise
 

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