Bah....

[Fafnir]

So meet this girl earlier tonight, brilliant mind, and a body i would have walked over corpses for. We were talking for a few hours, she kept rubbing my leg, she kissed me etc etc. But at the end of the night she choose the guy who tried to take a swing at me, and miss and hit the wall and complained how his hand hurt..

I´ll never understand women.

 

[Levin]

Why did he try to take a swing at you?

 

[Raven]

He was messing with his bird.

 

[caLLous]

Yeah it didn't help that she had to reach over her bloke to rub your leg, just asking for trouble imo.

 

[old.user4556]

Let me save you a lot of time and pain:

Never get involved with girls who choose to go for guys like that; she's probably addicted to the drama that a bad boy brings. In my experience it's something that a lot of girls go through, you need to let them get on with it until they've been fucked over enough times to understand it's a bad decision.

When I was about 19 (young, stupid, ignorant, naive and a male doormat who would do anything to please a girl) I chased a girl who was super flirty with me - I thought the deal was sealed, then on the night of her 19th birthday party she chose the guy who was a bit older, was a notorious womaniser and had a car (woooo! exciting!). I was heartbroken (sounds so fucking gay to say that....) at the time, they eventually got engaged a few years later and a few days before the wedding he called it off. Apparently, he'd been fucking her friend for months. He's now married with a kid to her and the girl I lusted after is still single and miserable at 31. I don't blame her for it, but you make your bed and all that.

 

[fettoken]

Fafnir. You should have made your move before it was too late.

 

[rynnor]

Sounds like a lucky escape to me...

 

[old.Tohtori]

Yeah, she be taken. Aka, someone else had her already. Aka, discobiatch!

 

[Scouse]

the girl I lusted after is still single and miserable at 31. I don't blame her for it

I would

 

[Fafnir]

Was no sign they where together, he was no where in sight, and she came in alone. Just glad i was pretty much sober since i had to work today, 4 beers, then coffee.

 

[fettoken]

Did you have a wingman, or went alone?

Anyway. No point in crying over spilled milk.

 

[old.Tohtori]

I would

Depends if she's hot.

 

[Fafnir]

Did you have a wingman, or went alone?

Anyway. No point in crying over spilled milk.

Well to that pub i always go alone since i tend to meet my mates there. Just across the parkinglot from my door. She´s pretty cute thou... But will warn my mates off next time i see her.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Anyway. No point in crying over spilled milf.

Oh yeah,fixed it so TdC gets it

 

[TdC]

oh, I got it alright!

also, you were too slow mate. that aside, if she went for a retard like that then best stay away imo. the goods, they be damaged eh.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Like damaged goods ever stopped you from defiling them further

 

[TdC]

sure, but let's not delude ourselves any more than we have to. in the case of dating such a woman, enjoy her body, note the vitals of her hot mates, and don't be surprised when you catch her sucking off some mouth breathing wall puncher in your shower.

 

[old.Tohtori]

And join in?

 

[TdC]

I prefer not to associate with mouth breathing wall punchers. On the other hand, I was in London recently and thought it would be cool to london bridge some girl while looking at the london bridge from my hotel window. Didn't happen, though there was a generic hotel slut hounding the punters at the hotel bar. We dubbed her Slutty McDrunktits after night two.

 

[Fafnir]

also, you were too slow mate. that aside

Well in hindsight im happy i was slow, to find out what seems to turn her on, was just a big turnoff. Meet one of the bouncers on the train to work this morning, she said they where busy hauling at finnish guy from the toilet at the moment, but if i point them out next time, they will keep their eyes on them, if its something the two of them tend to do. since they had something similar happen a few months back.

 

[TdC]

yeah welll if they were setting you up that really does suck dude. tbh I'd just ignore them from here on in, or indeed point them out to the bouncers/management just in case it is indeed a game they're playing.

 

[Fafnir]

Yeah its my normal watering hole, been told im part of the furniture, seen them ban people for less. And know they enforce it. They´ve had some problems with their license due to people missbehaving while drunk, and people who live close by report them for disturbance some nights its been pretty dead. So they have become quite strict.

 

[TdC]

ah good. nothing wrong with upholding the rules tbh. it's a shame good places get a bum rap because some idiots misbehave

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Women are just dicks.

How I managed to find the one that both isn't a dick and does like me I don't know.

 

[MYstIC G]

I prefer not to associate with mouth breathing wall punchers. On the other hand, I was in London recently and thought it would be cool to london bridge some girl while looking at the london bridge from my hotel window. Didn't happen, though there was a generic hotel slut hounding the punters at the hotel bar. We dubbed her Slutty McDrunktits after night two.

When, fs, etc!

 

[Wazzerphuk]

I know, he's SUCH a skank, isn't he?

 

[TdC]

dudes, dudes, I know you all want me, but there was no time. I turned down Ezteq, my brother and other people too. In fact, I actually tried, but as Chet is my witness, I couldn't make it happen as I got out of work hella late and all.

what peeved me most is that three quarters of my so called colleagues blatantly brown-nose skived off to watch a manager sing in a local choir. there was free sherry and pies otherwise noone would go, obv :/

 

[Ch3tan]

There was texting involved and plans made to meet up, teeds skanked his way out of it though.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

In all fairness, I did go to Dam and intentionally skank Teedles too. REVENGE

 

[old.user4556]

Women are just dicks.

How I managed to find the one that both isn't a dick and does like me I don't know.

You're either:

- well hung
- rich
- both

Pics or...... actually no