Bacon or Egg?

Bacon or Egg?

  • BACON!

    Votes: 20 31.3%
  • EGG!

    Votes: 7 10.9%
  • BOTH! (I AM FAT)

    Votes: 34 53.1%
  • NEITHER! (I AM A VEGONITE)

    Votes: 3 4.7%

  • Total voters
    64

Ormorof

FH is my second home
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eggs and bacon, and sausages, and mushrooms, and fried bread, and toast (with butter), and hashbrowns, AND black pudding...and some orange juice to make it healthy ;)
nothing keeps me going for longer... or makes me drool quite as much mmmmm <plans trip to tesco to buy bacon and eggs>
 
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Depends on the day.. Coffee in the morning, usually before eating. (Atleast, with people I know)

Never actually seen anyone I know eat when drinking coffee o_O

Drinking Tea or Coffee while eating is shit anyway :< Well, Coffee is dirty any time of the day.
 

Dukat

Resident Freddy
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News just in!

A recent servey shows that over 50% of Freddies house offtopic members are overweight! In a press conference forum admin Deebs is reported to have said "its all the spam they eat you see".

Deebs goes on to say that FH R&D department are working on a new "1 step per post" treadmill system that aims to combat this outbreak of obesity. However, there are concerns about forumite lifespan issues using this system, seeing as this would equate to an average of 78 bazillion steps every day (per user).

Other plans include nuclear explosions, time machines, and one even proposes actual real life moderation, although fears for moderator's sanity has lead amnesty international to threaten leaflet and Tshirt campaigns if this goes ahead.

In related news, the vegonite minority has demanded equal rights and has threatened to burn FH embassies if thier demands are not met. Authorites advice forumites not to approach vegonites if they are spotted, as the vegonites may mistake FH members for giant leaks and devour them with a dab of salad dressing. Members with green or salady avatars should be especially carefull.

(Source: www.fakenews123.com/breaking-news)

(maybe fake)

(maybe)

:)touch:)
 

Overdriven

Dumpster Fire of The South
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Funny Not Found :(


I'm average weight XD My diet (believe it or not) is something I've dramatically improved on :p I now weight the average for somebody my height. Yay.
 

Ormorof

FH is my second home
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im 10kg under weight for my height, im a skinny bastard, no matter how much (or how little) i eat my weight seems to stay the same... only thing that changes it is lots and lots of exercise :p
 

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