Bacon or Babies

[Olgaline]

Apparently you can't have both.
http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/bacon-bad-sperm-study-article-1.1487256

So naturally guy brain logic dictates, Bacon = Best Birth Control EVER!!!!

 

[old.Tohtori]

It is. Now we need it to be the official #1 birth control. Mmm, eat this packet of bacon before/during sex to avoid pregnancy...

 

[Olgaline]

Ofcause you meant to say before/during and after...you can never be too safe..

 

[Shagrat]

but on an evolutionary scale that should mean that after a while all the people who like bacon will die off and never have offspring and only those who hate bacon will survive.

so in a few generations time we will be living in a bacon free world.

 

[Chilly]

but on an evolutionary scale that should mean that after a while all the people who like bacon will die off and never have offspring and only those who hate bacon will survive.

so in a few generations time we will be living in a bacon free world.

that's some stone cold scary shit right there.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Ofcause you meant to say before/during and after...you can never be too safe..

Yeah sorry, was eating some bacon so wasn't thinking of all the angles

 

[Olgaline]

so in a few generations time we will be living in a bacon free world.

What a cold and heartless place!
- And yet, I'm preaty sure that those using other forms of birth control such as le'pill, wont be dying out anytime soon. you can always stop using bacon...no wait......uhm.......crap!

 

[TdC]

I don't have (or want) kids. Pass me another pig for the BBQ please.

 

[Olgaline]

With Shagrats statement in mind, could one argue that bacon is the key to ending obesity?

 

[Billargh]

Fuck, this thread is deep.

 

[Access Denied]

I must have super-sperm then! -Makes mental note to check out the possibility-

 

[old.Tohtori]

I must have super-sperm then! -Makes mental note to check out the possibility-

Not enough bacon *nod*

 

[Shagrat]

I bet sometime very soon someone will find the remains of a new dinosaur that all the others found amazing appetizing, the baconosaurus. and there's your first mass extinction explained.

 

[Raven]

but on an evolutionary scale that should mean that after a while all the people who like bacon will die off and never have offspring and only those who hate bacon will survive.

so in a few generations time we will be living in a bacon free world.

Don't say that, you cruel bastard.

 

[Access Denied]

Not enough bacon *nod*

My Bacon purchase history would disagree with you.

 

[DaGaffer]

American bacon is a bit...cack

 

[Wij]

I wrap my nob in bacon.

 

[Lamp]

Bacon is essential to life.
Its one of the 12 known subatomic Awesome particles (which includes the Gravy positron, the Frazzles muon, the M&M gravitron, and the Yorkshire Pudding boson)

 

[Scouse]

Meh. I get bored with bacon.

Yep. You read that right.

Ideally I like a toasted bacon butty every two weeks. More than that and I feel kinda greasy inside. My body knows that I've eaten bacon and seems to remind me - so the "bad for your nuts" story is unsurprising (and can be added to the "chronic obstructive pulmonary disease" badness that it's associated with).

Yep. It's great. Really great. In small quantities tho. My taste buds simply do not respond with the same sort of glee to a daily or bi-daily bacon sarnie that they do to one every now and again...

 

[Hawkwind]

but on an evolutionary scale that should mean that after a while all the people who like bacon will die off and never have offspring and only those who hate bacon will survive.

so in a few generations time we will be living in a bacon free world.

Dammit the Muslims will win! With only to Jews to keep them at bay.

 

[Hawkwind]

American bacon is a bit...cack

Agreed, too fatty and they cook it with a press on a hotplate. Like eating bacon flavoured cardboard