Babies are lethal

[DaGaffer]

I've been hurling my guts up since Sunday night, and so has the missus, and so, as it turns out, has my Mother, after we visited for the weekend. Thought it might be food poisoning but my brother and his family were there as well (and my Mum's husband) and they're all fine and we ate the same stuff.

The only common factor? The three of us were the only one's to change my youngest's nappies over the weekend, and he clearly had some kind of bug because it was pretty squitty. So basically my Son's pants have poisoned me. Or more specifically, if I think about it, we must have...urgh...inhaled the germs.

I'm going to go and have a lie down.

 

[gohan]

you shit licker!

 

[Scouse]

That'll teach you to wash yer hands m'lad.

 

[old.Tohtori]

If only there was a medical cure for such a thing, ah yes, condoms!

 

[DaGaffer]

That'll teach you to wash yer hands m'lad.

Religious about it. Have a permanent supply of alcohol wash. You don't do nappies without getting paranoid about cleanliness.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Maybe the problem is washing your hands too much and as such when the baby dropped, you weren't prepared physically for the germattack.

Listen up future parents, if you want to survive it, never wash!

Though that may hinder the success rate of finding a suitable breeding female thing.