News Aww bless

[cHodAX]

BBC News - Colombian declared world's shortest man

/pats the little fella on the head

 

[Ezteq]

lol don't do that cho, it bothers him!!

I met a really short guy at the sci fi con in June, he played one of the ewoks in starwars and came up to my thigh (which, me being 5 foot isn't a far off place) he was really nice and a few tables up was a guy that played the predator who was well over seven foot...I was really really tempted to ask them if we could do an 'evolution of man' type photo but my friend talked me out of it

 

[fettoken]

Cool dude.

 

[cHodAX]

(which, me being 5 foot isn't a far off place)

I like petite women, we should run off to Gretna Green and get married tbh!

 

[Ezteq]

lol well; as long as no one raises any objections to me running off to get married to the dirtiest (second dirtiest) git in OT..?

 

[fettoken]

I object! Ez is mine :england:

 

[cHodAX]

I object! Ez is mine :england:

Your low post count disqualifies you. NEXT!

 

[fettoken]

Just kidding, you two would make the perfect couple.

 

[Ezteq]

ok then the majority wins, I'm not sure about marrying you but brought some new purple lacy things you can rip off me and have wild gorilla sex with me cho...brace yourself lad.

 

[Lamp]

remember this guy?

BBC News - The world's shortest man, He Pingping, dies aged 21

 

[cHodAX]

ok then the majority wins, I'm not sure about marrying you but brought some new purple lacy things you can rip off me and have wild gorilla sex with me cho...brace yourself lad.

I am not sure my bad back will hold out but what a way to end up paralysed! Count me in sweetcheeks!

 

[kamorrista]

so, congrats for the marrying!! btw how tall is 5 feet about cm?

 

[cHodAX]

so, congrats for the marrying!! btw how tall is 5 feet about cm?

152cm or so, nice and petite as a lady should be.

 

[kamorrista]

thats nice, my girlfriend is about 1,60 m

lovely pretty sweet blonde girl from poland, dunno how the hell I charmed her, I hope mezz lasts enough! lol mincer power

 

[cHodAX]

If mezz fails you can always land a stun using hammer or rohypnol!

 

[Ezteq]

typical men! tbh just being attentive works better than any coma inducing drug, and it's cheaper too (have you seen the price of roofies these days???)

 

[kamorrista]

ah yeah i forgot now we have perma /pet charm ..hmm... was she yellow con? well she's blonde that should work!


P.S. lol Ez!

 

[Lamp]

I know how much you lot LOVE celebrity gossip

Heartbroken Coleen Rooney pictured for first time since Wayne's hooker scandal - mirror.co.uk

Apparently there's an Emegency Distasters Appeal Fund being set up for everyone to donate as much money as possible to Coleen in order to help her get over this unbelievable surprising relevation.

Fancy that ?! A footballer being unfaithful?

This is the sort of stuff that makes the British Press what is it today. Focusing on the truly important news items.

 

[kamorrista]

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