Avast ye landlubbers!

[old.Gombur Glodson]

I grow tired of all ye foolish humans and yer silly smalltalk!
I shall turn ye all into skeleton minions, yarr!
But first, have ye seen a woman named Elaine?

 

[Ch3tan]

Hmmm....

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

Foolish mongrel! Son of dogs!

/impales ch3tan with his rusty spear

There, that should make a nice landmark

 

[Will]

Were you not a care bear before?

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

Erhm... er....well....you see...

No, thats nasty rumours!

 

[Will]

You were a cute little care bear. What made you so bitter?

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

Oh I was always evil, Damini just put a carebear curse on me.
But I recovered.

 

[Wij]

He's so cute. Can we keep him ?

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

Pours gasoline over Wij, sets him on fire and dumps him in an oil barrel.

Cute?!?!
How dare ye!

 

[Will]

Do you promise to take him out for walks and clean up after him Wij?

Isn't he so cwute when he rants?

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

Don't you get started aswell!
/Throws Will in the dungeon.
/throws a mouth organ into the cell
There, add to the scenery.

 

[Will]

Awww, and what an imagination. Shame he's only 2 foot high.

*ruffles hair*

 

[Wij]

I'll keep him in my bedroom Will and he can sleep on my bed and I'll house train him and everything.

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease !!!

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

/drops a match down Wills pants

I'll give ye 2 foot tall!

 

[Will]

Go on then. But first thing you do is give him a nice long bath, and then get a bow around his cwute little neck.

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

Originally posted by Wij


I'll keep him in my bedroom Will and he can sleep on my bed and I'll house train him and everything.

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease !!!

Foolish mortal!
I am no mere pet!

Now tell me where Elaine is.

 

[Wij]

*cuddle Gombur*

 

[Will]

Awwww, brings a tear to my eye.

 

[Wij]

*dress Gombur in dolly clothes*

*feed Gombur imaginary cakes and tea*

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

Yarr!! I shall find a suiting punishment!

 

[Will]

Can we get him renamed "The Deity Pet"?

 

[~Lazarus~]

Originally posted by old.Gombur Glodson
Now tell me where Elaine is.

shes on here knees in front of me gobblin on me knob.

And if Wij is cleaning up after Gombar, who is cleaning up after Wij?

 

[Wij]

Aw - he weed on the carpet.

*spank Gombur*

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

Well I normally dont allow my minions to play games

/locks Wij into Wills cell there, you can play in there while I go find Elaine.

 

[Will]

I think you mistake your powers here, you cute ickle Carebear. This is general, DAoC players are all knee high and kept as pets around here.

Count yourself lucky we don't treat you like that tasty little snack some people think you are.

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

General my demon ass!
When all is said and down we're all spammers just the same.
And the daoc forum gets so boring, not a good place to expand your demonic powers.

And the carebear slip was Daminis fault!

 

[Will]

Originally posted by old.Gombur Glodson
General my demon ass!

Watch out Wij doesn't hear that.

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

/drops the soap

Oh Wij, I dropped something, would you please pick it up?

 

[Wij]

I'm not falling for that old trick.


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*bum Gombur*

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

Originally posted by Wij
I'm not falling for that old trick.

you forgot an "again" after trick.
:lol: