as per the other thread...

[TdC]

You've saved a leprechaun from the impending doom of being eaten by a particularly bad tempered cat. Ickle guy grants you a wish: rid the world of mozzies or wasps. No extra wishes, no cheating, or you're cursed with ill luck for the rest of your life. Which do you choose?

 

[fettoken]

Well. Wasps WILL ruin your day. They get inside your house, disappear and leave you with a nagging feeling of doom in the back of your head. They ruin BBQ's, dinners, etc etc. Makes you look like a pussy when running away. Will give you pain for toughing it out sometimes.

But stiill, having a mosquito in your room at night and trying to sleep. Is almost impossible. You know they are there, and you know its a question of when they strike.

 

[TdC]

Yeah mate, I voted for mozzies. There is one in my house right now, which feasts on my blood nightly. I have about 10 bites ffs. Nothing worse than being juuuuuuust about to drift off to a post-wank sweet slumber and hearing a mosquito taking off after gorging itself on your delicious bloods

 

[old.Tohtori]

I'll take the ill luck, then gather together the mozzies and wasps who i saved and take over the world!

 

[caLLous]

I'd fuck flies off tbh, I get so *furious* with them when they're buzzing around, in a manner designed to deliberately piss me off.

French wasps are actually quite peaceful compared to the English ones

 

[Nate]

If mozzies weren't around it would make travelling better so DESTROY!!!!

 

[Zarjazz]

Wasps are flying dreadnoughts of insect epicness. If a few people have died from their stings over the years, that's just unlucky and Darwinism at work

Mozzies are annoying ugly creepy sticks with wings while real mosquitoes are evil dirty vampiric bastards who kill millions of people every year, many of them kids. Obviously they have to die, hopefully painfully.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Depends on where you live.

England - get rid of the wasps since we have fuck all mossies.
Africa - wasps lol, MALARIA BITCHES

 

[Poag]

Mozzies of course...HIV and AIDs transmission vectors!

Also the whine and the fact that its hard to spot them in a room...a wasp is a huge target.

 

[dysfunction]

Since getting a wife I hardly ever get bitten by mosquitoes. The wife gets bitten instead which I find very amusing but she doesn't see the funny side of this.

 

[Ormorof]

mozzies hate them and they are EVERYWHERE in Finland during the summer argh

i think ive only seen wasps around bins around here and i tend not to hang around rubbish heaps for too long...

 

[old.Osy]

Deffo wasps. Mosquitos can be easily prevented from entering the house.

 

[Deebs]

As I used to call them at school, jaspers (wasps). Fucking hate them, they do nothing apart to annoy and make you run away like a goonie. Evil fucking things. Flys would come a close second, especially the fuckers that decide to fly in a circle in the centre of the room for no fucking reason. The bluebottle fuckers that eat shit need to die as well.

That is all.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Think you'll find they fly in squares/rectangles in the room more than circles. Dumb shits.

 

[sayward]

There are places I'd love to visit but can't because I won't take malaria treatments so ....... couldn't bring myself to call them mozzies and don't know how to spell mosquitoes!

 

[Gwadien]

Bit bias, I don't get bitten, but I got stung in the ear by a wasp, so yeah....................

French wasps are actually quite peaceful compared to the English ones

Do they carry white flags?

 

[Hawkwind]

Get rid of mosquitos and the world population would increase at a slightly higher rate. Plus I'm alergic to wasp and bee stings so have to go, cats to follow shortly after!

 

[mooSe_]

I never get stung by wasps. In fact I am one with the wasps; they are my people and I am their leader. Mosquitoes can fuck off though.

 

[CorNokZ]

Moths over fucking everything! I see the odd one flying about, I kill it and a couple of days later it seems resurrected from the dead. We had a fire so there has been a cleaning firm which went through ALL of our stuff thoroughly, we threw out all foods we had and all of our clothes went to the dry cleaners. Yet the moths have for some reason survived! Can't seem to get rid of them by any means!

 

[TdC]

then they must come from you, Anders. they live in your teeth!!

 

[sayward]

Everything fries in halogen standard lamps/uplighters!

 

[Scouse]

jaspers ... make you run away like a goonie.

Ignoring them works well too you know. They tend not to do anything but hit their head on the window.

Their reputation is much worse than the actuality.

Mozzies tho. They can fuck off. I'm sure that evolution has some balance for them somewhere, but I voted mozzie death

 

[Gwadien]

Ignoring them works well too you know. They tend not to do anything but hit their head on the window.

Their reputation is much worse than the actuality.

Mozzies tho. They can fuck off. I'm sure that evolution has some balance for them somewhere, but I voted mozzie death

I can see it now;

New Camping Shit-You-No-Clean! AKA Laxative shot.