Arrest yourself!

[caLLous]

Go here and do the right thing!

 

[Summo]

Buh? A joke page on a legit police website?

 

[caLLous]

Well yeah... Policemen need to laugh too y'know!

 

[Paradroid]

If you have a recent passport-size photograph, enclose it with this form. If you do not have a photo but do possess some artistic skill, do a rough sketch of your appearance on a separate sheet of paper. (Do NOT sketch yourself wearing dark glasses. Do not add a beard or mustache if you do not normally have one)

{8¬ ) E

Were you googling for that other thread?

 

[Cyfr]

*arrest self for touching myself when underage*

 

[Athena]

hehe

 

[kosh]

ner ner

 

[Guest]

Athena smells of kittykat mixed with fur balls

 

[Athena]

- = B E H A V E = -

 

[Cyfr]

- = F A N G I T A = -

 

[Dillinja]

- = W A N K E R = -

 

[Frizz]

 

[WPKenny]

The small patch below contains a remarkable offshoot of military technology: An entire miniature Bible, produced by laser microprinting. Place your left hand on the spot and raise your right hand and say "I swear that all of the information I have given on this form is true, so help me, God."

XXXXX
XXXXX <---- (Bible)
XXXXX
XXXXX

 

[old.Tohtori]

Best part and total class:

8: Do not try to escape from your home.


9: If you do attempt an escape, use all reasonable force to stop yourself.

 

[pcg79]

i rather liked
'If others are present in your house, send them away. You may, however, talk to yourself.