Are you Hot?

Calaen

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ok for all you people out there struggling with the heat.

1. buy a big bottle of water
2. Freeze it solid.
3. buy an electric fan
4. take frozen water out of freezer and place on plate/container.
5. Place above infront of fan.
6. turn fan on.

You now have a self made air conditioning set.

Yes I do have my uses!!!!!!!
 

Calaen

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pff no replies shameless bump.

This does work btw!!!!!!
 

Sparx

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nice idea, i usually just put the fan next to an open window so it draws air from outside rather than circulate dead air inside
 

Calaen

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yeah the window idea obviously works once the temperature has dropped, the above works pretty much like an Air conditioning unit. easy enough to set up and its worth it for the uncomfortable nights if you can be bothered with freezing the water.
 

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If you've got the room, place your bed sheet and pillow cases in the fridge during the day. Works a treat.
 

tris-

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shes lieing. obviously what shes aiming for is the condensation to build up on the outside of the bottle.

then OMG WTF, the fan blows it all off. then the water lands in your pc monitor.

shes trying to kill us :(
 

Sparx

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i think he means take the ice water out of the bottle first
 

Calaen

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tris- said:
shes lieing. obviously what shes aiming for is the condensation to build up on the outside of the bottle.

then OMG WTF, the fan blows it all off. then the water lands in your pc monitor.

shes trying to kill us :(

lol im talking about at night time when you are trying to sleep not when you are sitting at you're computer.

We have already covered the fact that she is actually a he :p
 

Lamp

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How about sleeping on your kitchen floor with the fridge door open

Or sleep outside in a mosquito net

or dip your todger in a bucket of ice and stir for 10 minutes

Rub your wrists in ice

Chill bed linen in the fridge

Hot air rises, so try sleeping downstairs on the sofa

You don't hear your dog moan about the heat, so why not bunk down with him for the night in his box
 

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Vladamir said:
Not as hot as me :cool:

I just sit here in boxers all day, works a treat :D

Easy access for Outy and your cam sex0r.
 

Dejavue_69

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i am hot.. not in the way of sweating buckets from weather... but in the way that women always want my body, in the last 3 motnhs ive had intercourse with over 20 different women, and it never stops, every weekend i normally get at least 1 woman, but l8ly ive been on top of the game with this weekend being the best with THREE yes THREE women at once, i was truely in heaven, so u ask the question 'Is there a heaven on Earth' the answer is :
Yes my bed with women is my heaven and i thank jesus
(My best friend) for supplying me with the gifts that give pleasure
:worthy: :worthy: :worthy: :worthy:
 

tris-

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when did DAOC get that upgrade? i might re-sub
 

old.Tohtori

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Dejavue_69 said:
i am hot.. not in the way of sweating buckets from weather... but in the way that women always want my body, in the last 3 motnhs ive had intercourse with over 20 different women, and it never stops, every weekend i normally get at least 1 woman, but l8ly ive been on top of the game with this weekend being the best with THREE yes THREE women at once, i was truely in heaven, so u ask the question 'Is there a heaven on Earth' the answer is :
Yes my bed with women is my heaven and i thank jesus
(My best friend) for supplying me with the gifts that give pleasure
:worthy: :worthy: :worthy: :worthy:

*takes a moment*

*loads up the pwn cannon*

Ahem...three words...

Quality over quantity!

*bows and f*cks off*
 

[slim]

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banstick.jpg

Perhaps?

or

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banstick.gif
 

Svartmetall

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And yes, it's very, very, very, very, FUCKING hot. It's baking hot all day and it's baking hot all night. It completely fucking sucks.
 

Gins

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<puts the air condition a little bit lower caus its getting TO cold here>

BOOYA!
 

Sparx

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Just noticed Dejavue_69 start date, who's alt we think that is?

VLad?
Gamah?
tris?
Teh Seal?
 

tris-

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Sparx said:
Just noticed Dejavue_69 start date, who's alt we think that is?

VLad?
Gamah?
tris?
Teh Seal?

i am appauled and sickend that you would suggest such a thing. i like smirnoff export vodka (50%/100% proof) fyi.
 

old.Tohtori

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Sparx said:
Just noticed Dejavue_69 start date, who's alt we think that is?

VLad?
Gamah?
tris?
Teh Seal?

I've never used an alt and i say what i want as my own.

If i tought Gamah was a retard, i'd say so. Like now. You know. In his face. And he'd love it :D
 

Gamah

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Why would I use an alt to call myself a retard ;o

P.s *Gets seal clubbin' gear* Who's a what now?!
 

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