Are you a Porn King?

[Lamp]

well?

 

[Edmond]

Hmmm, not sure which one to choose, can i click on at least 3 of them....?

 

[adoNix]

No idea, but I wank a lot

 

[TdC]

this poll fails without name&shame

 

[Overdriven]

No. I find pornography disturbing and morally corrupting

 

[Lamp]

this poll fails without name&shame

You're a mod - you can make it public can't you ?

Roll a D20
Under 6: the poll is made public
7-16: poll cannot be edited
18-19: you find £20 in the back pocket of your jeans
20: Pick anyone from FHOT. They will knock on your front door and beg you for sex0r

 

[Zenith.UK]

Yes, I am a porn king.
200GB+ and rising.

 

[TdC]

You're a mod - you can make it public can't you ?

Roll a D20
Under 6: the poll is made public
7-16: poll cannot be edited
18-19: you find £20 in the back pocket of your jeans
20: Pick anyone from FHOT. They will knock on your front door and beg you for sex0r

I can do many things. However, changing a poll-type is not one of them :/


also, regarding your roll:
Under 6: the poll is made public
I only roll natural 20's
7-16: poll cannot be edited
Deebs' power is greater than mine. He's also taller, and his nose is significantly larger.
18-19: you find £20 in the back pocket of your jeans
that would indeed be truly amazing
20: Pick anyone from FHOT. They will knock on your front door and beg you for sex0r
this is always true, I don't have to roll dice for that.

 

[CorNokZ]

All my friends keep telling me that I am destined to make porn at some point of my life because of how I speak of/to the opposite gender. Also because I always tell em about the porn I watch

Just had a wank over Sasha Grey before I logged on FHOT actually

*lights cig*

 

[Zenith.UK]

I'm not a fan of the mainstream US style of porn production.
Too much peroxide, too much makeup and too much silicone. Most of the women can't act and so overact instead. It's a total turn-off.

The names I pay particular attention to are Sakura Sakurada, Naami Hasegawa, Lolly Badcock, Celine Bara and anything from IFeelMyself[dot]com. The list isn't exhaustive but my "line" isn't as far out as you might think. I draw the line at violence of any kind, even if it's part of the act. Seeing a woman getting slapped around gets me angry, not excited.

My opinion is that porn as an industry serves a necessary function in society. No-one is forcing adult material down your throat and as long as measures are taken to prevent young people viewing inappropriate content, I feel the regulations work. Much like the regs generally work about people buying booze and smokes.

 

[cHodAX]

Yes, I am a porn king.
200GB+ and rising.

Amatuer.

 

[Ezteq]

...where's my option?


'Just call me Heff'

 

[russell]

and mine?

 

[Ezteq]

porn teacher?

 

[old.Tohtori]

I think russell needs the "i burned my bra" option

 

[cHodAX]

I think russell needs the "i burned my bra" option

And crotchless panties too!

 

[TdC]

porn teacher?

I like where this is going

 

[Ezteq]

I like where this is going

pfft, slap a pancake or naked woman on top of it and you'd of been perfectly happy with the final destination of titanic tbh

 

[TdC]

you know me so well o0

 

[kiliarien]

All my friends keep telling me that I am destined to make porn at some point of my life because of how I speak of/to the opposite gender. Also because I always tell em about the porn I watch

Just had a wank over Sasha Grey before I logged on FHOT actually

*lights cig*

Sasha Grey? She's a dirty cow that one - then again she's not particularly attractive and has small tits, so the filth is all that's going for her. The triers are always appreciated

 

[Lamp]

...where's my option?


'Just call me Heff'

How about the 2nd option: Porn Queen. The Queen of Porn. Your Majesty of Vagesty. etc

 

[Lamp]

Sasha Grey?

At least it wasn't Sacha Baren Cohen

 

[cHodAX]

At least it wasn't Sacha Baren Cohen

Been there, corn-holed that. Hairy bitch she is.

 

[Lamp]

 

[Tasslehoff]

Sell your soul for a dog

 

[cHodAX]

That is a male dog, you can't fool me!

 

[Lamp]