applying for the guiness book of records?

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how would one go about applying for this and is there certain things they wont allow? mainly, i am wanting to apply for the record in watching porn, none stop for the longest amount of time. ive just gone over the 100 porno mark and i need something else to do with them... :eek7:
 

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Tris, I'm not sure why you'd want to be made famous as the man who watches the most porn, but if that is what you want to do, then I'll be with you in spirit.
 

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Dunno about porn records but maybe one for self control, either that or you are very very sore :p
 

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Mil, check here. I did a search on porn, no results so go for it :D

And like dilinja said, i'll be with you in spirit :p
 

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tris-, no offense to you or your private ryan, but i won't be nowhere near you when you go for this. Not even in spirit :eek7:


Go for it, sure! But i won'tcome 300 miles from the location of...ahem..."accomplishment" :D
 

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not sure if pron will be accepted by guinness tbh.. do something like watching melody grand prix episodes for the longest or sumtn...
 

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wtf you sick bastards. im not wanthing to masturbate for the longest time. i just want to watch porn for the longest time!
 

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Doesn't matter if you get the 100hour record. Some Korean dude will beat you by 200hours, and die of brain haemorrhage into his 314'th hour!
 

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think you have to call / contact them first.
then if they are intrested in having a picture of you watching pr0n in their book
they will send people over to you so they can see that you realy watch pr0n for 100 hours! :wanker:
 

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Unlikely, cos Guinness are in the courts at the moment about an employee writing unsavoury stories about goings on amongst the staff.

They are looking at being cleaner than clean.
 

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Unlikely, cos Guinness are in the courts at the moment about an employee writing unsavoury stories about goings on amongst the staff.

They are looking at being cleaner than clean.
boaring...
 

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Damnit Nats, if your sig was any longer i'd get a serious case of penis envy...
 

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I think you need Witness's from Guiness etc

wtf you sick bastards. im not wanthing to masturbate for the longest time. i just want to watch porn for the longest time!
So you watch porn for the Storyline :)
 

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Bubble said:
I think you need Witness's from Guiness etc



So you watch porn for the Storyline :)
hey im here to fix the zeroxmachine.. ooooooooooh what a big tool you got... duduruduru duru duru dudududuru duru (70s heavy baseguitar made on a zynthensier) :p
 

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Pfff that's not a record.

Let's see you go 100hrs WITHOUT watching porn.
 

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Job said:
Pfff that's not a record.

Let's see you go 100hrs WITHOUT watching porn.

thats not even hard, just dont turn the porn on :|
 

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Bubble said:
I think you need Witness's from Guiness etc



So you watch porn for the Storyline :)
erm yeh when it comes to breaking world records ffs! i will have you know, many pornos have excellent story lines.
 

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tris- said:
many pornos have excellent story lines.

Man goes into copy room,
Woman is in copy room,
Man puts woman on copier,
Man has sex with woman on copier,
New guy walks in and watches them having sex,
Monologue kicks in "Now, what happens next"
Both men and woman have sex.
End.

xD
 

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now name another story which is so simple yet complex.
 

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Hobbit finds a ring.
Wizard doesn't like ring.
Council decides to destroy ring.
Hobbits and other misfits travel around in places fighting for and over the ring.
Mountain rapes ring.

End.
 

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old.Tohtori said:
Hobbit finds a ring.
Wizard doesn't like ring.
Council decides to destroy ring.
Hobbits and other misfits travel around in places fighting for and over the ring.
Mountain rapes ring.

End.
sounds like a really bory pornofilm :(
 

tris-

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i said simple. that isnt a simple story compared to the porno story.
 

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I was actually comparing how lotr isn't that much more complicated to pron stories :p

But commando is simple:

Ex military dude gets daughter stolen.
Ex military dude kicks a**.
Ex military dude goes back home.
 

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old.Tohtori said:
I was actually comparing how lotr isn't that much more complicated to pron stories :p

But commando is simple:

Ex military dude gets daughter stolen.
Ex military dude kicks a**.
Ex military dude goes back home.

Ex military dude gos for a job interview
Ex military dude notices cute Secretary
Ex military dude sleeps with cute secretary
Boss catchs them in the act
Boss joins in
Boss Hires Ex military dude.
 

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Lord of the Rings should have been-

Frodo gets ring
Frodo tells Gandalf about it
Gandalf summons giant eagles to fly ring to mtn and destorys ring.
Frodo gos back to being a useless hobit


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Hehe i read that one before :p didn't see his rant on monday so didn't know what it was about :(

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