Apocalypto

[Tom]

Go and see this film. Just go and see it.

If you want a quick summary of why, these are not really spoilers but what the hey:

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Piss funny scenes.
Heartwarming beautiful scenes that make you want to cry
Scary scenes
Horrific and upsetting scenes that make you cry
Amazing vistas
Outstanding costume design
A culture completely alien to anything you've ever seen before
Heart-pounding chase scenes
Fierce "FUCK DID THAT JUST HAPPEN" scenes

Its a mix of just about every film you've ever seen with visuals that will always stay with you. Theres very little about this film you'll forget.

Outstanding. Best film I've seen in ages.

 

[Gamah]

ok i'll go tomorrow on Orange wednesday!

 

[Asuyi]

I saw this movie too, it's good and worth watching but doesn't count to my all time favorites

 

[Sparx]

ok i'll go tomorrow on Orange wednesday!

Why on orange wednesday? Surely you need to have someone to take to get the free? Or you gonna get both seats so you can stretch out?

 

[leggy]

Why on orange wednesday? Surely you need to have someone to take to get the free? Or you gonna get both seats so you can stretch out?

Well I'm assuming he wouldn't usually go to the cinema alone. This way he can take some fat lass for free and therefor still afford the hotdogs and popcorn for her.

 

[Gamah]

Well I'm assuming he wouldn't usually go to the cinema alone. This way he can take some fat lass for free and therefor still afford the hotdogs and popcorn for her.

This is true, tell your sister i'll pick her up at 8.

Failng that, Sparx you're coming with me right? :S bestest net friend.

 

[leggy]

This is true, tell your sister i'll pick her up at 8.

Failng that, Sparx you're coming with me right? :S bestest net friend.

I don't think the saving on one cinema ticket will get you a return flight to Korea. Plus judging by that avatar, England would have a better chance of winning the Ashes than you would have with my sister.

I have another suggestion though. Log into your WoW/DaoC account tonight and ask one of them to accompany you. There must be tonnes of chubby girls and boys playing that.

 

[Gamah]

I don't think the saving on one cinema ticket will get you a return flight to Korea. Plus judging by that avatar, England would have a better chance of winning the Ashes than you would have with my sister.

I have another suggestion though. Log into your WoW/DaoC account tonight and ask one of them to accompany you. There must be tonnes of chubby girls and boys playing that.

Cool, if I played Daoc or WoW I would but alas I'll have to make do with Sparx. I could always travel to Korea though tonight and pay your sister five dollah for some suki suki or I suppose I could rag your mum but lets be fair...shes been around the block a bit and it would be like throwing a sausage down an alley.

 

[leggy]

Cool, if I played Daoc or WoW I would but alas I'll have to make do with Sparx. I could always travel to Korea though tonight and pay your sister five dollah for some suki suki or I suppose I could rag your mum but lets be fair...shes been around the block a bit and it would be like throwing a sausage down an alley.

Choice use of stereotype. I have no more suggestions... maybe you should have the popcorn yourself.

 

[Trem]

Loved this film, a few observations from me about it though

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Was very surprised the bad guys weren't English seeing as Mel Gibson made it. 80% of the male cast looked like Henrik Larsson. The main characters (Jaguar Paw) son looked like tris-

 

[Xtro]

Decent film, enjoyed it more as half of them look like my clients.

 

[leggy]

Well I'm surprised. I actually really enjoyed this. I went to the cinema last night with my tongue firmly in my cheek but left pleasantly surprised.

The Micheal-Mannesque Docucamera type shots were a bit out of place but apart from that it looked great.

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BABY JAGUAR FOR THE UTTER WIN. Teh CUTE!

 

[Trem]

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BABY JAGUAR FOR THE UTTER WIN. Teh CUTE!

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TEH TRIS

 

[Overdriven]

This confirmed me wanting to go see it... Now I need to see if I have any friends who actually want to

 

[Sparx]

Failng that, Sparx you're coming with me right? :S bestest net friend.

Hell yeah bestest mates eva!!!!