Help anyone know where I can get Ritalin???

[Ezteq]

Honest to hell my concentration levels are completely shot to bits (admittedly I am studying the worlds most boring module but usually I'm one focused mofo).

Used to be I'd sit down to study and maybe take a break or two but generally I'd be there for like 8-9 hrs and then when I started going a bit squinty I'd quit.

Now I just can't even get started, keep finding better things to do, sometimes they are not even better they are just as dull or completely pointless (did I really need to find out whether I could do a hand stand, or gargle the theme from Knightrider, or how far I could walk across HQ in the crab position, or sing 'piano man' in a jamaican accent? No I do not think I did).

I really want to get back to my original concentration and work levels because I only have 3 more modules to do before the dissertation and then I'm done, was hoping to compete by next October (the reasons for this have now utterly changed but the deadline may as well remain the same) and there is no way I can do that unless I can get this bastard done by the end of this October...aaaaargh!!

Tips for reactivating concentration and motivation levels desperately needed, many thanks for any useful advice!!

 

[soze]

When i have to do something i do not want to do i set a target and a prize. Maybe say no more Mojito's or Chocolate till you finish x chapters. For me it is shiny gadgets I have my eye on a Harmony One remote control but not until i pass my MS Exam.

 

[Ezteq]

Ooh good idea!

Now then, what can I use to bribe myself with to work harder??

 

[soze]

Ooh good idea!

Now then, what can I use to bribe myself with to work harder??

If you do not do X amount you have to miss Chuck tonight

 

[Ezteq]

Nooooooooooooooo I need my john casey fix or I will be thoroughly useless!! I'll do my report plan and then can have spy night, ok?

 

[kamorrista]

needs strong will basically, I never used chemical stimulants for it, but setting goals and being concscient about what u can reach if u success with no stress and a good Tea can make it, a good finish self-prize like Soze suggested is a good one! (can be anything, even go out and celebrate with friends)

 

[Cyradix]

Try Rohypnol instead..... you'll forget all your worries.... :

 

[soze]

Nooooooooooooooo I need my john casey fix or I will be thoroughly useless!! I'll do my report plan and then can have spy night, ok?

I will allow it

 

[Thorwyn]

 

[Marc]

Cold Water Extraction + Ritalin = the ultimate high

Or death if you fuck it up

 

[kamorrista]

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About Ritalin

 

[- English -]

maybe just say if you get good marks your allowed to buy another piggie hehe

 

[Ezteq]

Oooh!! I know exactly what I'll do if I get a good grade for this module; cheers guys you're all excellent!!

xxxxx

 

[Cyradix]

Oooh!! I know exactly what I'll do if I get a good grade for this module; cheers guys you're all excellent!!

xxxxx

post more arse pics?

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

For some reason I read this as "Where can I get Ricin".

I think I've been watching too much Breaking Bad.

 

[- English -]

yay Ez is gonna get a new piggie hehe

you should get one like this. I used to have one and it was the daddy to 7 babies eventually.

though its weird because the mother looked like this

and the children came out like this

ruddy genes eh

 

[Ezteq]

loool aww I love g/pigs sooo much!! However, after obtaining Vlad I swore no more pets until I earn more money!

 

[cHodAX]

I want a Meerkat but you can't buy them.

 

[Thorwyn]

Phear the Dino-Pig!

 

[Ezteq]

rofl that's my FH profile pic!!

 

[Ch3tan]

<cho> slip this in your mouth and suck, it will help you concentrate. </cho>

You have let yourself down badly cho, you missed such an easy chance.

 

[cHodAX]

<cho> slip this in your mouth and suck, it will help you concentrate. </cho>

You have let yourself down badly cho, you missed such an easy chance.

Not well mate, infact not been right since Turkey which was 8 weeks ago, having odd days now where my brain just isn't firing on all cylinders and never mind missing one liners I can even be arsed to do the daily basics.

 

[Ch3tan]

Are you trying to tell me that you've gone an entire day without wanking? You poor bastard, deprived of your basic human rights by some dodgy booze

 

[Thorwyn]

rofl that's my FH profile pic!!

Oh...just noticed. Didn´t know that

 

[cHodAX]

Are you trying to tell me that you've gone an entire day without wanking? You poor bastard, deprived of your basic human rights by some dodgy booze

More than wanking, washing/shaving/cleaning/cooking. Really cannot be arsed today, feel awful.

 

[Ctuchik]

Oooh!! I know exactly what I'll do if I get a good grade for this module

i know, i know!

a chick for vlad so they can make baby frogs?

 

[Ezteq]

rofl tadpoles would be awesome but I think if I put another frog in there he'd eat it (and not in a good way...)

 

[Vasconcelos]

More than wanking, washing/shaving/cleaning/cooking. Really cannot be arsed today, feel awful.

Ahhh! I love those days.

The other day I came from the gym all sweaty and was so awfully tired of everything that i spent the next 24hs in the same dirty shirt and pants laid in the sofa watching movies, How i met your mother and playing Heroes of Newerth. Didnt even arsed to make a sandwich or order a pizza.

Soooo lazy.