Anyone know any good sword suppliers in the UK?

[Sigurd]

I want a sword.

 

[Sharma]

....

 

[The Fonz]

Most swords you'll find are shitty display ones like a replica one from that film Mel Gibson painted his face blue and showed his arse to the english.

Lethal weapon or something...

 

[Novamir]

 

[Sigurd]

Originally posted by Novamir

Not your most flattering pose ever, Novamir

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

What Novamir said.

Hey, Sigurd - I thought you kill people with rusty spoons once you find out their adress?

 

[Novamir]

I'm sad enough that I make my own forum pics now ;/

 

[Sigurd]

Originally posted by Uncle Sick(tm)
What Novamir said.

Hey, Sigurd - I thought you kill people with rusty spoons once you find out their adress?

Not going to work Uncle Prick

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

Awwwww... does it make you itch and burn to write some really, really good death threats?

I would say "go die of AIDS" but Damini might edit that...
"go die of cancer" would probably have the same result.

So why don't you just plain and simple die? No one really cares.

Disclaimer:
I didn't say I would find out your rl adress to come and kill you.
Just wish you'd die in an interesting, entertaining way.
No offense meant, old chap. :lol:

 

[Sigurd]

Originally posted by Uncle Sick(tm)
Awwwww... does it make you itch and burn to write some really, really good death threats?

I would say "go die of AIDS" but Damini might edit that...
"go die of cancer" would probably have the same result.

So why don't you just plain and simple die? No one really cares.

Disclaimer:
I didn't say I would find out your rl adress to come and kill you.
Just wish you'd die in an interesting, entertaining way.
No offense meant, old chap. :lol:

Yes, but then you'd have no-one to point out what a complete and utter asshole you really are. If I was like you, I could say "go back to the army and get shot by trigger-happy americans" but I'm not, so I won't. Instead, I'll suggest you reapply for that farmer's job.... old chap.

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

Hahaha... keep going, fuckshit.

 

[Sigurd]

Do you have a profanity generator? Something that combines two swearwords for "instant offence" - or are you just a bit low in the braincell department?

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

Want my real life adress, Sigurd?
Bring your spoon along, hm?

 

[Sigurd]

No thanks, Uncle Prick, I'll leave the wanton killing to you... what's your real name, Heinrich?

 

[old.TeaSpoon]

Originally posted by Sigurd
Do you have a profanity generator? Something that combines two swearwords for "instant offence" - or are you just a bit low in the braincell department?

I'd say that fuckshit's quite a good one actually

 

[Belsameth]

Originally posted by The Fonz
Most swords you'll find are shitty display ones like a replica one from that film Mel Gibson painted his face blue and showed his arse to the english.

Lethal weapon or something...

that's not quite true actually, if you're willing to pay for it.
I've a few swords on my wall which are all quite capable of killing you without too much problems, or damage to the sword...

Sigurd: I know www.by-the-sword.com ships to forgein countries, but the shipping cost are a tad bit expensive.

 

[old.Dillinja]

Originally posted by The Fonz
Most swords you'll find are shitty display ones like a replica one from that film Mel Gibson painted his face blue and showed his arse to the english.

Lethal weapon or something...

Rofl

 

[Flimgoblin]

Hrm, a few shops in Edinburgh do replica claymores

I'll buy one after I get my kilt I think

 

[Kobold]

found a pic of Sigurd irl

 

[Sigurd]

Originally posted by old.Eternal[EW]
found a pic of Sigurd irl

I don't even want to know what you and him were doing....

 

[Tasans]

Rah! Finesee over everything

 

[old.job]

I know a pig slaughterer in Wales, who's willing to give you his porksword.

 

[**Aligro**]

try a southern floridian flea-market....

i give you cheap price... cheap cheap price

 

[Sharma]

Originally posted by Tasans

dont scimitars just look the best?

 

[Tenko]

Go here for all things sharp and pointy

Sword Forum

 

[tris-]

Originally posted by Uncle Sick(tm)


So why don't you just plain and simple die? No one really cares.

what makes you think anyone cares about you? hope your house gets bombed or something tbh

 

[Cadire]

I'm not feeling any love here.