Any Ideas ??

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old.Mr Crapini

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Have u ever jumped round a corner and met oncoming enemy, opened fire and found that ur mouse pointer simply will not stay where it is aiming ?? And I don't have an optical mouse, when it happens its as if the body of the enemy has deflected the crosshair ??? And it may be co-incidence but it seems to happen more when trying to kill an uber player.

Any idea what this phenomina is? or is it another of my X-files ?? or mebe the drugs, either way let me know plz :)
 
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Rubber Bullets

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It frequently happens to me, I usually call it 'bad aim' though.

In my case anyway :)

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Stazbumpa

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Recently my ping has been refusing to let me kill anybody, although bad aim sometimes plays a part.
 
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old.D0LLySh33p

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I agree with Schads... it's bad aiming ;)
 
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old.Mr Crapini

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Naaa can't be bad aiming as I compensate by using a clip per kill ;)
 
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Furr

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its the new cheat " aim suck" its a cs virus
it means that you cant get your crosshair on them , i have it thats why i play bad , it cant be cos i suck :D
 
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Tom

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Para Fired For 2 Minutes, Nothing Hit

In a recent game of cs_siege, famed forum spammer MTG fired his Para for 2 minutes straight at an opponent and hit nothing. Sources claim that it could have been the working of Valve's mischevious netcode or a new "Para cheat."

MTG recalled his experience, "I came back into the game after 'tending to my sheep,' you might say. Anyway, I glanced at the timer, and I saw that I had 2:30 left in the round, and everyone else was dead. I still had my Para machine gun fully loaded from last round, so I scurried to the CT base, hoping to find some enemies there."

As MTG rounded the curve, he saw him. [FOOK]Mach5 ran out of his camping place behind the rocks of the CT base, grabbing the gun of a fallen teammate so as not to spend any unnecessary money. MTG pressed the crouch key and clicked his mouse. Two seconds later, when the command reached AOL, his Para opened fire. Mach5 froze in terror. MTG was spraying everywhere (literally); there was no escape from this imminent doom. Mach5 closed his eyes and began to cry, as his personal best 5/2 score would surely be ruined. But alas, this was no ordinary battle.

Two minutes passed, and Mach5 had not yet heard the groan of death he was so well accustomed to. He wiped his teary eyes, startled to see the view of his gun still at hand. Could it be true? Could MTG have really missed three HUNDRED shots? The overjoyed Mach5 typed, "Haha, j00 suck, [FOOK] rulz j00, I delete j00r postz." Stunned, MTG could not take the embarassment. He made a suicide leap off of the bridge and plunged to his death while the excited Mach5 scurried below to pick up his forsaken sidearm.

"I couldn't believe it," said Mach5 after snapping a screenshot, posting it on his desktop for his mom to see. "I managed to survive the battle despite my unusually high 54 ping. I think I'm going to celebrate by making another horrible Counter-Strike rendition of an Eminem song!"

After being laughed off of the server, MTG told CSNE that this was undoubtedly the doing of the new netcode or a cheat of some kind. "Even with my high-speed AOL dialup connection I missed. I don't know how it could have happened."

When confronted about this, Gooseman had nothing to say except, "The problem is neither the netcode nor a cheat. MTG just really, really sucks."
 
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Will

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Originally posted by tomjeffs
Two seconds later, when the command reached AOL, his Para opened fire.
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Made me laugh, and this early that is impressive.:D
 
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old.D0LLySh33p

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:clap:

I saw Embattle last night do some silly things. But they were too bad to post...
 
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old.©h®°n°

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Actually, i sometimes use my AOL account depending on how i feel. That or my other anytime one.
I find AOL fine.
I get CS/TF pings of sub 200 usally on my 56k which aint bad. AOL recently got new servers so basically its old "record" can be wiped.

Also, 300 shots. ROFL. Anyone knows there are only 200, unless he ran back to his spawn within the buy time (90 seconds) bought some more ammo and ran back.

Doubtful but hey...
 
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Embattle

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Originally posted by D0LLySh33p
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I saw Embattle last night do some silly things. But they were too bad to post...
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:)

I'm out of touch....plus I don't put too much effort in any more since the number of cheats is rocketing again :)
 
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old.D0LLySh33p

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Heh, I was watching a mate play last night on a FF server. He died and ghost cam'd you. Oh the hilarity of it all when you shot the teamie through the wall, then ran around the wall, shot him some more, ducked into cover then finished him off!!!

/me bows down to Embattle :D
 
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Embattle

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Yeah that was funny as hell...what a mistake then again was in pain, foot op, thus the brain seem to fail rather seriously and took the eyes with em :)
 
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Will

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Actually, I have to tell you a silly story from a little clan practise last night. The server was a little laggy, and there was me, a poor T, armed only with my glock, against 2 CT's with Para's. And guess who came out victorious? Well, one CT backed slowly towards me, ducked, perfect to pop in the head, and the other lagged out when he opened fire, receiving a similar glocking to the head. Para's are fun, and good for holding people off, but one on one, they can't even cut it against the glock.:D
 
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old.D0LLySh33p

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Take the pain Embattle!

Take the pain!
 
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Embattle

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Sure it was out of body since I asked myself WTF was I doing ;)
 
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Tom

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Originally posted by tomjeffs
Para Fired For 2 Minutes, Nothing Hit
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Alas, I can't take the credit, finding this article on the cs national enquirer. U guys wanna check it out, some of the stuff is piss funny.
 
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