Another entrepeneur hits hibernia.

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Erekrose

Guest
Well now with all these casinos springing up around Hibernia thanks to the fun commands they have added in the last patch i thought i would jump on the bandwagon.

I wish to start Hibernia's first brothel.

100g for 15 mins of fun 1 girl.
200g for 10 mins of fun 2 girls.

*********************Special Offer*********************
************************50g*************************
**********************5 mins 1 girl.********************

So if you would like some discreet fun in game message me & i will put you in touch with one of my girls. We supply premises.

All our girls will be checked for standing disease once a week.

Girls if your hard up for cash or have an addiction to those constitution restoration drugs then message me in game i could put some work your way. VERY GOOD RATES OF PAY.

May consider taking on some guys if the demand is there.
 
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Calere

Guest
hmm nice idea, certainly make a change from trees... how much for 30 seconds? ;)
 
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Maq-attack

Guest
Professional gigolo here should you need one....

Just ask the ladies, they'll pay for me.
 
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ilaya

Guest
Whaaaaaa?!!!!

Are alliance leaders exempt from this? They had better be! hehe. DON'T get any ideas you horrible, horrible people.. :)

(btw.. i hear Siona i a bit short of cash ;) )

Ilaya Dasquirrelsalyer - 50 Luri Champ
Boowen Dassa - 27 Mentalist
Gemyni (not for hire!) - 20 NS
Poppy Power - 17 Warden

Eeeeeek! :)
 
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old.chipper

Guest
i hear danya is up for any race shes quite partial to a bit of firby ;)
 
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lekkus

Guest
huh...soo lfg = looking for girl ??
erm I'm still such a n00b :eek6:
 
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Erekrose

Guest
Originally posted by Marwolaeth
What can I get for 37 silver? :D
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3 Seconds with a troll in EMAIN full escort not provided.
 
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Erekrose

Guest
Originally posted by Lessurl
Cal, you forgot to ask if he had luris.
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Luri's are available. Due to their height they tend to specialise in one particular service unless the customer is another Luri.
 
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Gohlanchdir

Guest
quote:
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Originally posted by Marwolaeth
What can I get for 37 silver?
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3 Seconds with a troll in EMAIN full escort not provided.



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ROFL :lol:
 
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Kobold

Guest
Hello, this is the firby police of hibernia, and I see you're selling unlegal stuff (sexy chicks). Hmmm I'll be nice not to put you in TNNs prison but just give me 5p and free services from you're girls for 5 years.

Meet me behind MM tomorrow at 12pm with 5p and two of you're finest chicks. I demand avalonians :p

Firby police out-

TUUUUT TUUUUUTUTUTUUUUUT :m00:
 
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Lessurl

Guest
Originally posted by Erekrose


Luri's are available. Due to their height they tend to specialise in one particular service unless the customer is another Luri.
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Shoe polishing?
 
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Calere

Guest
My helmet could do with a polish... duno if cloth buffs up to well though :)
 
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Amadon

Guest
well I think it's disgusting! :(

All this talk about shoe polishing and helmet polishing is going to engender a culture of exploitation. Soon you won't be able to find a cute little luri running around anywhere to pick up the group's loot - they'll all be pressganged into the shoe-and-helmet-polishing brigade!

We, as upstanding hibernian citizens must put a stop to this licentious degredation of our fellow tree-molesting hibbies immediately!

P.S. got any cute blonde elves? :D
 
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kohen

Guest
roflmao... :clap:
:sex:

But what about us poor crafters... :(
1. Will we get a discount if we supply nice leather SM suits ?
2. Can services be consumed near the forge ?
3. Howmuch for 15mins with a Masterpiece ?
4. Can we get a refund if.... "You fail to make the product, and you loose no materials" ? :mad:
5. Can we use our smith tools ?

giv some :wub:


btw... a celt brunette for me please ;)
 
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Exiled

Guest
:clap: :clap: all you luri nightshades line up to see my big two handed weapon :uhoh: :eek: :eek: :twak: :fluffle: :sex:
 
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Erekrose

Guest
Originally posted by kohen
1. Will we get a discount if we supply nice leather SM suits ?
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No you just get to wear them like all you crafters love to :)
If you can do me a consignment of Knee High leather boots i may be interested & we could come to some sort of arrangement.

Originally posted by kohen
2. Can services be consumed near the forge ?
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Not sure about services being consumed but my girls will consume liquids in a location of your choice.

Originally posted by kohen
3. Howmuch for 15mins with a Masterpiece ?
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Please arrange a price with the Girl of your choice.

Originally posted by kohen
4. Can we get a refund if.... "You fail to make the product, and you loose no materials" ? :mad:
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100% satisfaction guarenteed or your legs broken :)

Originally posted by kohen
5. Can we use our smith tools ?
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We may have a firby girl that can take that :) Kinky stuff is extra though so be prepared to pay.
 
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Erekrose

Guest
Originally posted by Erekrose
Well now with all these casinos springing up around Hibernia thanks to the fun commands they have added in the last patch i thought i would jump on the bandwagon.

I wish to start Hibernia's first brothel.

100g for 15 mins of fun 1 girl.
200g for 10 mins of fun 2 girls.

*********************Special Offer*********************
************************50g*************************
**********************5 mins 1 girl.********************

So if you would like some discreet fun in game message me & i will put you in touch with one of my girls. We supply premises.

All our girls will be checked for standing disease once a week.

Girls if your hard up for cash or have an addiction to those constitution restoration drugs then message me in game i could put some work your way. VERY GOOD RATES OF PAY.

May consider taking on some guys if the demand is there.
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THE JANUARY SALE IS HERE. UP TO 50% off some girls.

Luri's down 25% to 75G
Celts down 10% to 90g
Elfs Down 5% to 95g THEY ARE VERY DEXTROUS
Firbys Down 50% to 50g

Offer only valid till 5th January

The prices cannot be used in conjuction with any other offer.

BORED WHILE YOU WAIT ON THE FINS LIST?
Dont so an eleasias. Message me in game & one of my girls can help you pass the time. Special 15% discount for fins list members.
 
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Fatbloke

Guest
Originally posted by kohen
4. Can we get a refund if.... "You fail to make the product, and you loose no materials" ?
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roflmao :D
 
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