And you think your cat loves you??? think again!!

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old.tRoG

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my god but the names some people curse those animals with... no wonder the things hate them.

Prince Fluffenstein?

What possesed the owner?!
 
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SFXman

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britney.jpg


ROFL! Pic is called "Britney" :D
 
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Gekul

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Cats are evil.

Mine walks on my keyboard quitting daoc ffs :(
 
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old.Gombur Glodson

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I bet Brinx got a poster with that cat on his wall :)
 
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tieris

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Originally posted by SFXman
britney.jpg


ROFL! Pic is called "Britney" :D


been trying to think of a good caption for the britney piccy..... any suggestions?
 
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Damon_D

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Well I hate cat's anyway , when ever one enters my garden or terrase its in bb gun territory , and in for a bad surprise , well its only plastic pellets but they hurt like hell.. and mostly they dont come back and I'm happy.. and if they do I shoot them again.. and I'm happy.. Did I say that I HATE !!!! cat's.. did I ??
 
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old.Gombur Glodson

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Originally posted by Damon Doombring
Well I hate cat's anyway , when ever one enters my garden or terrase its in bb gun territory , and in for a bad surprise , well its only plastic pellets but they hurt like hell.. and mostly they dont come back and I'm happy.. and if they do I shoot them again.. and I'm happy.. Did I say that I HATE !!!! cat's.. did I ??


You're the real Dr. Doolittle Damon :D
 
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Damon_D

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Well if the cat's wore a name tag so I could find out where they lived , I would go sit and shit in there owners garden, like the cats do in my garden.. But hey they dont so I just have to make due . Peopel with pet's like to take em for a walk and make em shit other peopel gardens and driveways ; I like to put an eletrical cord around my garden who makes the dog jump 10 feet up in the air when it pisses on it...:clap: Maybe im a bad bad person but I dont shit on other peopels property.. Maybe next time I should just have a bucket of horsedung ready and slam it on the head of the owner...sounds like great fun too
 
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Fafnir

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Would you like it if the cat's shoot you with a bb gun. :flame:
Well dont like stray pets at all, i dont blame the pet for doin whats natural i blame the owner. Just pick up the shit in a paper bag and set it on fire on the owners door step. Both of my cats walks on a leash.

hehehe a small typo
 
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Damon_D

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Well if I ever come around and shit in your garden , I promis to hold still so your cat can shoot me with a bb gun.. Good to hear you use a leech . And yes I do blame the owner but if I cant lay my hands on him.. well atleast I can try and scare the cat so it wont come back...And no I dont have that electrical cord in my front garden some kid could get hurt .
 
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SFXman

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Shoot a cat with a BB gun? I'd say you are one stupid motherfucker :rolleyes:, even if they do shit in your garden.
 
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Damon_D

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Aye I am one stupid motherfucker , but so are the peopel who let there cats roam my garden :m00: And its not like they crawl out of my garden bleeding from several wounds..its plastic pellets.. and thou they might hurt they wont harm em beides that , ffs its a softgun , the same kind peopel use to shoot after each other dressed up like weekend warriors.. I just use it to drive pest's out of my garden..
 
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SFXman

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Still, I most certainly don't accept shooting cats with a bb gun. Don't take the "stupid motherfucker" too seriously though, I use those words a lot and they aren't too serious for me at least, imo that is. :)
Cats are animals, animals like to be outside and how can someone completely monitor where their cat goes. That incredible creature can get around anyway...
 

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