...and today's Spam is:

[Cadire]

1 email informing me I have a 'minature remote controlled car' reserved for me.

1 email suggesting I look at a T.E.E.N.A.G.E.S.E.X. site.

2 emails offering herbal viagra

1 email pointing me to an A.N.I.M.A.L.S.E.X. site

2 reported BW posts

4 emails offering me a reduced rate re-mortgage (looks like i have to move to the U.S tho )

2 emails, subject "Hi" pointing to some russian sex site.

1 email selling garden hedging!!!

I'm always so thrilled when people from far-away places take the trouble to write


and there's more

1 email giving advice on how to get high cheekbones and High Heels (as seen on Oprah no less!).

1 email, subject "Bonjour" another hint that I need herbal viagra.

1 email welcoming me to 'the crazy world of I.N.C.E.S.T.'

1 email offering me fantastic savings on all my UK calls.

People are so thoughtful.

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

Thats why you shouldn't bother with hotmail accounts

 

[old.Tohtori]

Originally posted by Cadire

2 reported BW posts

When i get home i'll post a picture regarding this. BE warned, it might harm young viewers.

 

[Cadire]

I'm a bit worried tho'... people reading my spam list might actually think I've visited garden hedging sites.

 

[Addlcove]

ROFL

nice post cadire

I´ll ad my spam of today when I get home tonight

 

[old.job]

All in one day you may note

 

[old.Tohtori]

The fun part is looking what you opened

 

[uncle_sal]

Who else wants to kill these spammers? My outlooks list of spammed adresses is 3 miles long... still like 30-50 spammails get through in a weekend... blocking companys name doesnt help since they seem to change it everytime etc. and its not Hotmail account... its my official workmail... some1 should be punched to face for this.

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

Originally posted by old.Tohtori
The fun part is looking what you opened

Agree

 

[old.job]

On my hairdressers dogs life, those mails open themselves, I don't get that bit, they look like they've opened when you open up outlook, but you dont get a box (fnaaar)

I'm guessing that means they've auto-ran some goddam spy-ware

 

[old.Tohtori]

Originally posted by old.job
On my hairdressers dogs life, those mails open themselves,

Suuure they do. Mmhm. We understand that you want some booty in your life or...umm...

"Celebrities getting naked and sleazy"

 

[old.job]

Note: Viagra order is opened

 

[Sharma]

Here are my 3 picture of 2 1/2 pages of spam

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

Originally posted by old.Gombur Glodson
Thats why you shouldn't bother with hotmail accounts

 

[Sharma]

-Uncle Sam- Let me see your wallet, hmmm

 

[Driwen]

2 reported BW posts

just curious cadire you see that as spam? Because if you do, i shouldnt be using report posts option anymore? Ok i dont do it often, but if its only spam...

 

[old.Tohtori]

As promised:

From work.

 

[Spinky]

Am i the only person then who receives absolutely no spam whatsoever?

Nothing nada zip, only emails i get are from friends and from online stores confirming orders oO

 

[Cadire]

Originally posted by driwen
just curious cadire you see that as spam? Because if you do, i shouldnt be using report posts option anymore? Ok i dont do it often, but if its only spam...

Oh Driwen... come here and have a hug you big girl's blouse... twas a joke, a witticism, a jest.

For Outlook users, I recommend Chilton Preview and Qurb anti-spam. No message will ever open unless you click it.

Chilton Preview is free, Qurb isn't, but well worth the cash.

 

[Addlcove]

I don´t get that much either

but as the saying goes

"he who gets no spam, surfs no porn"

 

[Sharma]

I dont surf pr0n


i got better sources fyi.

 

[Addlcove]

actually I don´t either

web pron is boring, give me a good movie any day of the week (preferably to be watched together with GF if I had one that is )

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

Watching pr0n is sad enough...
Watching pr0n with your girlfriend and getting off on it... uke:




Make that uke: uke:

 

[Addlcove]

isn´t that "getting on of it?" ah well nevermind.

always glad you can spare me an ickle flame sickie, do pay another visit tomorrow


oh and just as a half defense, noone said it was a porn movie I was talking about

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

Well, you don't have a girlfriend anyway... *cackles*

 

[Tilda]

Originally posted by old.job

All in one day you may note

look at the ones that have beeen read

edit op's already been said

 

[old.LandShark]

Here's hoping that "Get Into the Derby action" wasn't pr0n.