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An interesting way to define spam :)

Discussion in 'The Front Room' started by Daws, Dec 29, 2003.

  1. Daws

    Daws Fledgling Freddie

    Female marketting:

    "What is Marketing?"

    You see a handsome guy at a party.
    You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."

    - That's Direct Marketing.

    You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy.
    One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says,
    "She's fantastic in bed."

    - That's Advertising.

    You see a handsome guy at a party.
    You go up to him and get his telephone number.
    The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."

    - That's Telemarketing.

    You're at a party and see a handsome guy.
    You get up and straighten your dress.
    You walk up to him and pour him a drink.
    You say, "May I," and reach up to straighten his tie
    brushing yourself slightly against his arm, and then say,
    "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."

    - That's Public Relations.

    You're at a party and see a handsome guy.
    He walks up to you and says,
    "I hear you're fantastic in bed."

    - That's Brand Recognition.

    You're at a party and see a handsome guy.
    You talk him into going home with your friend.

    - That's a Sales Rep.

    Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.

    - That's Tech Support.

    You're on your way to a party when you realize that there
    could be handsome men in all these houses you're passing.
    So you climb onto the roof of one situated toward the center
    and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"

    - That's Spam.

    :wij:
     
  2. gunner440

    gunner440 Hey Daddy Altman

    lol daws
     
  3. stubbyrulz

    stubbyrulz Fledgling Freddie

  4. Brynn

    Brynn Can't get enough of FH

  5. ST^

    ST^ Can't get enough of FH

    Whoa something funny posted on excal OT.. can it be true?
     
  6. Daws

    Daws Fledgling Freddie

    Damnit, I knew someone would find a way to negate the good feeling in this post! :( Go away ST :twak: :D
     
  7. Jugvayne

    Jugvayne One of Freddy's beloved

    Daws.. :fluffle:
     
  8. swords

    swords Can't get enough of FH

  9. Jupitus

    Jupitus Old and short, no wonder I'm grumpy! Staff member Moderator

    Nice joke - rep spam now removed by popular demand.

    Any more crap in here though and it gets closed, permanently.... *frowns*
     

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