An alternative campaign

[butcha]

Aye, as we are all eagerly awaiting the next exciting story of the campaign on the camelot website, we need something else to read. In this post comes stories from the fourth realm...

The fourth realm???

Aye ye heard me right....

The realm, which stories never appear on the web site:
Campaign stories from the realm of [Goa].

Below follows the first part of the [Goa] campaign. Feel free to add your own contributions to this campaign.

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Note: In the first episode is mentioned the messenger Kemor. It is in no way intended to insult Kemor here, and if it does I sincerely apologize. I am only using you as (what I intend to be) the good guy in this epic, and the one who may one day bring us greater adventures.

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And so the campaign of [Goa] begins...

 

[butcha]

[Goa] The Troll Lord

[Goa] The Troll Lord

The door to the Lords office flew open with a loud crashing noise. The torches hanging on the walls flickered for a while as a draft entered from the cold outdoors. In through the door ran a small kobold panting with exhaustion.

-"My Liege!!!" the little kobbie cried out.

Lord GOA, King of Trolls, looked down from his throne upon the little figure with menacing eyes.

-"Yes, what is it Kemor?" the huge troll demanded forcefully.

-"My Liege, they are starting to suspect something. Your people grow frustrated of the lack of events going on in your realms."

-"What are ye tellin' me messenger, are ye telling me they are not satisfied with what I give 'em. I payed the author a whole day of free play as compensation for the last part of the epic he wrote. They should kneel before me and praise gratitude to their generous King!”

The huge troll smashed his fist against the wall with anger, causing another lag and a few linkdeads in the realms.

-“I dare no longer go out among the people my Lord, I fear they will direct their anger upon me as your ambassador. Maybe you should take some of the subscription fees you have collected and give some back to the people. Hire a few professional skalds to write some real epic campaigns. What do you say?”

The little kobbie fell back, noticing the change of expression on the huge trolls face, as it turned to one of anger and dark greed.

-“MY GOLD!!!! MY GOLD!!!! YOU SUGGEST TAKING SOME OF MY TREASURES!!! MY PREEEEECIOUS TREASURES!!!! OH YOU….!!!”

Lord GOA, King of Trolls, lifted up the messenger by the neck and threw him into the wall, causing it to rupture. As the wall cracked, the realm was hit by severe graphic leaks, causing a wipeout at lair and demanding several relogs.

-“My Lord… calm down… calm down…” the little messenger peeped.

Lord GOA, calmed down, not wanting to kill his favorite ambassador in a moment of rage.

After seeing the huge troll calm down, Kemor got some of his voice back.

-“But when you persuaded the people to settle in your kingdoms you promised them grand adventures of epic proportions. What do you suggest we do then my Lord?”

-“Cut off all communications with them… buy us some time… Just as you notice that they are starting to leave to the neighboring realms of EQ, AC and UO, you may take a few golds from my horde and hire a few more of those geershan warriors, unless you find some other monsters that are cheaper. Oh, and don’t forget to buy a few new oneliners for our npcs. Remember – oneliners!!! Longer conversations cost more.”

The messenger hurried out to the people again, still worrying that the blindness of his great ruler would one day bring doom to all three Kingdoms of Camelot. But, the kobbie realized - that was another day in the future. Now he had important tasks to attend to. The charade of the ongoing epic, mustn’t fail.

He ran out in the storm again…

 

[old.Ayam Ganbatte]

If there ever was a fourth realm, I'd bet it would be oriental-themed.

...and 50% of the characters would have names from Dragonball Z.

Ssgoku786 tells you, "i r ninja u"

Krillin tells you, "i r ninja u"

Trunks524 tells you, "i r ninja u l@m4r"

Sorry, but how can you have a hero called 'Trunks'? Isn't that akin to calling Superman 'Speedo'?

And what's with the half-hour of powering up, all the while grunting so your neighbour thinks you're watching an adult video, only to miss when they unleash the 'sup4r sp1r1t b0mb'?

And even if it does hit there's a huge cloud of smoke, everyone thinks the bad guy's been defeated, then he walks out of the smoke cloud, arms folded, laughing like a gimp?

Terrible show. Make the fourth realm 'Newcastle' or something, anything but the Orient.

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

Give us the opportunity to invade EQ servers with DAoC characters...hehe. Now that would be fun.

Ah... can't you just imagine it?
Some EQ nerds standing around, yelling "SoW!! SoW!! plz!!" or cybering wildly - next thing they all lay dead on the ground, while Luwikeen(tm) counts his rp and goes /victory and /laugh a couple of times...

... yes, I am overtired.

 

[~Mobius~]

Originally posted by old.Ayam Ganbatte
If there ever was a fourth realm, I'd bet it would be oriental-themed.

...and 50% of the characters would have names from Dragonball Z.

Ssgoku786 tells you, "i r ninja u"

Krillin tells you, "i r ninja u"

Trunks524 tells you, "i r ninja u l@m4r"

Sorry, but how can you have a hero called 'Trunks'? Isn't that akin to calling Superman 'Speedo'?

And what's with the half-hour of powering up, all the while grunting so your neighbour thinks you're watching an adult video, only to miss when they unleash the 'sup4r sp1r1t b0mb'?

And even if it does hit there's a huge cloud of smoke, everyone thinks the bad guy's been defeated, then he walks out of the smoke cloud, arms folded, laughing like a gimp?

Oh my god you sound to much like my dad, he has a bit of a distaste for Dragonball Z to, namely the grunting part.

 

[Whoodoo_RD]

/salute butcha

Shame that ppl aint actually reading your post as a /sarcasm and seem to think you are serious about a 4th realm.

Unfortunately, you need to alter this to /sarcasm a la francais to get heard m8. They speak ze englich but may not be bothered to hear t too well.

 

[Aileanara]

ROFLMAO

Brilliant Post