amusing spellcrafted itemz names

[ghostspawn]

Dunno how unusual the names can be, but when I saw the result of my freshly SC'd jerkin I did have to chuckle.... 'Thrust bender' was its new name. Caused many a 'uphill gardener' gag in /gu
Anyone else seen anything similar?
Ghostie

 

[klavrynd]

"bodybender" sounds like a bar for homosexuals to me

 

[tris-]

shimmering bluntbender

 

[Sarum TheBlack]

If "bending" is your thing, any resist added to an SC weap (if it is the most powerful/first gem added if they are of similar "power") will be a "bender" weapon/armour/staff or whatever. I'm not sure of all the names (they're not all just resist-name-bender) but I guess you can get a SpiritBender Shod Staff, or "ThrustBender Silk Pants" if you want them.

 

[Arnor]

I want BENDER THE OFFENDER!

but ill settle for: THE GENDER-BENDER!


ahh, futurama

 

[Jiggs]

proud owner of a shimmering thunderer staff

 

[old.Aragone]

uu firby

as you proly know i am a firby hero and the other day i got my nice lvl 51 mp small shield sc'ed this was its name.

Speedy Speedy shimmering duskwood small shield

so i am the firby hero with the speedy speedy small shield now

 

[BubbleCDR]

are these new dungeons any good? any good for EXPIN or anything?

 

[Jiggs]

Re: uu firby

Originally posted by old.Aragone
as you proly know i am a firby hero

yeah i noticed ur MR Ouch lol

btw u are also the first person my staff proced on

 

[fl3a]

speedy speedy speedy speedy alloy bearded axe

or it was smth like that

 

[[DK]hakke]

Honed Honed Honed Shimmering Arcanium Sabre did i do for a friend =)

 

[decline]

my 16.5 cleaver is simply "cleaver."

Has axe, shield, thrust resist, slash resist, and 64 dot proc.

 

[The Exile]

My hunter has a Dragon great composite bow ^^

 

[katt!]

cleaving cleaver cleaver

 

[old.Emma]

my 1h cleaver for emma is called... takes a long deap breath..

shimmering arcanium illbane shadowwalker cleaver.

my hand axe is called... hand axe :/

 

[old.0xygen]

Speaking of funny names.


Theres a worm in the bog of cullen called the Morass Leech

 

[stafford]

shimmering duskwood Speedy Speedy Speedy Sturdy Illbane quarterstaff

now settled to a speedy illbane

and im quite disapointed that out of 6 pieces of armour only 1 has a title the rest is just padded armour :S

 

[Pin]

The annoying thing is if the name gets too long, all the adjectives are wiped and you get 'cleaver'.

I have 'guarded rapier'


have 2 shimmering arcanium Illbane Perforator Long Dirks though

 

[old.LandShark]

Let's face it, none of them are funny.
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