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[darthshearer]

..................http://forums.barrysworld.com/showthread.php?threadid=40394

Thanks I played me first game had the shat kicked out of me but wow its Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeat


Im so wet!

Err with sweat errmmm

Bye

 

[~YuckFou~]

oh dear

 

[darthshearer]

Sorry

 

[throdgrain]

Hehe good for you

 

[~YuckFou~]

My biggest tip for a noob is to spectate the best players while you are dead. See where they go, what weapons they choose, try to understand what makes them better.
My second tip is do not panic, use the force.

 

[scooby-doo]

all sing after me.....


like a virgeeen touched for the very first time like a virhirhirgeen

 

[darthshearer]

Make my gun beep yeh touched for the very first time...................................

YuckFoo init!

 

[legendario]

My advice is to play it every spare minute of everyday.

<cool voice over>

You will eventualy become jedi l337 and the crowd of peasants will say "pld gg thx j00 own" to you when you win a round and the new n00bs will follow and praise you like they have just met god.

Your ego will grow and you'll feel unstoppable.

Just when it couldn't get better you'll hear the cries of...

</cool voiceover>

"FUCKIN LAMER WALLH4x n0 REC0il admin FFS!!!!! cunt n00b!!!!"

 

[throdgrain]

Lmao !


The best post in this forum for ages Actually Laughed Out Loud, as they say

 

[throdgrain]

My tip btw is to search for the mystery Easter Eggs concealed in every map.
They take the form of Badgers ...

 

[Trem]

LOL j00 guys

 

[ECA]

theres an oldy but a Goody.


In Unreal Tournament if you get 6 kills its Monster Kill!
In Quake 3 its Godlike!

In CS its omfg j00 haxx0r!!!!!!!!!

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

/snip *ZaPpeh* (not good to promote cheating, even if it was in jest)

Play.
Hee hee.

 

[darthshearer]

Wheres or whats the best map to start on?

I watched several players on a few maps last nite and they all seemed great but rather errmmm complex for a noobie!

Cant wait till I fin work today

 

[ECA]

Probably the most simple map is dust, which is why all the newbies love it

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

de_dust is easiest to learn, but then easier to get bored of.

Try out de_prodigy. Complicated but sweet

 

[legendario]

Originally posted by darthshearer
Wheres or whats the best map to start on?

I watched several players on a few maps last nite and they all seemed great but rather errmmm complex for a noobie!

Cant wait till I fin work today

de_piranesi is simple and easy to learn.

A goodplace to start imo

 

[scooby-doo]

i'd also suggest going to your nearest army surplus and buying some cam cream.get a bodywarmer from woolies and borrow your mams pan.dont do what i did and use a wok cos it will fall off ya head.if you need anymore advice dont be afraid to ask