All My Green Strength

Gurnox

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I imagine a world where we are all ruled by a gigantic ice-cream.

It would be like:

'Whoah, like yeah'.

And we'd be all like:

'You fucking TWAT'.

And then we'd all meld arms into some kind of granite based Jesus replica that we didn't understand. A ruthless wheelchair that could leap a thousand leagues into the air without vomit or the need of hair.

We could all discuss pornography, pretending it were art as we floated inconspicously over the world as it dangled promiscously below us. A fetid dream of wiggly liver.

Know this, my son, I see blown ex-wife toenail damage.
 

nath

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And this is why it's bad to do drugs, kids.
 

Frizz

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nath is a kid, he should take heed of his own advice. :)
 

Gurnox

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Aw, shucks. Thanks! All embrarrased now.....

:cheers:
 

Trem

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I'd rather be ruled by Kinder Eggs, a little crazy but its my feelings.

Ice cream has its good points but I challenge anyone to name 1 thing that it would have over Kinder Eggs in ruling us. :eek:
 

Trem

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Do they have a SPECIAL toy inside?


NO THEY DON'T!!!*

















*Well, Samms have got a special toy inside hers so I guess they do.
 

Gurnox

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Trem said:
Ice cream has its good points but I challenge anyone to name 1 thing that it would have over Kinder Eggs in ruling us. :eek:

Temperature. Negative, oily temperature.
 

Trem

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I see your point but I am not convinced.
 

Bullitt

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Apparantly if you suck on man tit for two weeks it lactates like a womans.

*nods and wipes away milk moustache*
 

TdC

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hmm, I prefer not to know. as to the ice-cream thing...fine with me, cept I still get to be SPACE-OWL!!!! AWK AWKK!!!!
 

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