Albs!

[old.Tohtori]

We're Knights of the Round Table.
We dance whene'er we're able.
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot.
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.

We're Knights of the Round Table.
Our shows are formidable,
But many times we're given rhymes
That are quite unsingable.
We're opera mad in Camelot.
We sing from the diaphragm a lot.

In war we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable.
Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life in Camelot.

I have to push the pram a lot.

*snickers and runs back to midgard*

 

[Fafnir]

Have you not noticed since last nite the round table is no more, we broke into Camelot and made it to a square table.

 

[kr0n]

And stole our pie recipe

 

[Fafnir]

Yup, i needed something to wipe my ass with after i answerd the call of nature, in you rose garden.

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

*loooooong yawn*

Holy Grail quote #254.

 

[old.tRoG]

why dont we all start qutoing a different film?

say... Bambi!

*thump *thump* *thump*

Bambi: What ya doing Thumper?

Thumper: Just thumping!

hohohohoho, merry indeed

*wipes a tear of laughter from the corner of his eye*

 

[Troryn]

"Why dont you do like a tree, and get the fuck out of here"

"fuckarse"
The Boondock Saints

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

[silent film]

 

[Ardwan]

Another film....hmmm....

"He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy"

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

Whatever BS Toto posts, it sure as hell will be bumped...

Guilty, yer honor.

 

[Galatea]

It's cold outside
There's no kind of atmosphere
I'm all alone
More or less...

 

[old.¥ØÐÄ]

Shut up Bignose

 

[deadparrot]

'yo she bitch, lets rock!'

 

[old.tRoG]

hasta la vista.... baby

 

[old.Krusha]

"Right now youre the leader of two things... Jack and Shit

And jack left town."

 

[Derric]

"How tall are you private Cowboy?!"
"5 foot 10 Sir!"
"God damn I didn't know they stack shit that high!"

 

[Israfael]

"I've gotta dragon and I'm not afraid to use it! Imma Donkey on tha edge!"

 

[Aeiedil]

 

[kharok]

"Can you Walk Brother"

"I'll Bloody well walk outa here !"

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

"Never give up! Never surrender!"

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

"the horror the horror"

 

[old.Krusha]

"Oh you thought i was to stupid to hold a eugoogoly"

and

"I'm not an ambi-turner"

Masterpiece!

 

[old.Darkan]

[em] coughs and squeezes his balls [/em]

ROOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Damon_D]

Yeeppeeekaaayyeeahhhh Mother fucker !!!!

 

[Troryn]

"Well it looks like I´m on top"

Dade Muprhy

 

[Kernum]

To all Flamers:
"You gonna bark all day little doggie..or you gonna bite?"

To all those Alb scouts:
"Shit you even shoot me in a dream you better wake up and apologise"

K.

 

[kharok]

"We kept searching for some guy called Charlie, never did find him"

 

[old.Tohtori]

See Sickofit...(tm) My threads work nicely It's not about what i say, it's about what stupid things others reply

 

[Gef]

"Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow."

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

 

[- Pathfinder -]

Originally posted by Derric
"How tall are you private Cowboy?!"
"5 foot 10 Sir!"
"God damn I didn't know they stack shit that high!"

Now I know where your problems originate