Albs........

[eneq]

Two ALBS are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other ALB pulls out his phone and calls emergency services.
He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, we have to be sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the ALB says, "Ok, now what?"

 

[Archeon]

ROFL!

i'd probably become the sole target of multiple zergs if i said what i really wanted to say

<pictures scene

Albi 1: lots of L50 mids at mmg
Albi 2: so?
Albi 1: wait a sec..... OMG ITS ARCHEON!!!
albi 2: /as RIGHT EVERYONE DROP WHAT YOUR DOING ARCHEON SIGHTED AT MMG!!!
albi 3-10,000: GET HIM!!

Mid 1: Aww shit arch, i told you to keep down

albi mega-zerg crushes archeon, then everything else>

eek, in the imortal words of the fat russian in the world is not enough..

"suddenly i am worried i'm not carrying enough insurance"

 

[Skaven]

:sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping:

 

[loxleyhood]

I prefer that joke when the guys are australian.

 

[vindicat0r]

Ye old joke , wasnt that just in the paper awhile ago ... I believe it was voted funniest joke by the europeans < so the survey said anyway> ... well maybe next time you can rub two pennys together and youwill have what we call an orginal thought

 

[Flimgoblin]

Amazing how that survey had a different 'best joke' for each country.. impressive coincidence...

methinks they may have been fiddling the figures a little... or possibly asked 7 people in the streets for a joke

 

[Sibanac]

Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

 

[eneq]

Originally posted by vindicat0r
Ye old joke , wasnt that just in the paper awhile ago ... I believe it was voted funniest joke by the europeans < so the survey said anyway> ... well maybe next time you can rub two pennys together and youwill have what we call an orginal thought

Damn u caught me there.
I admit i didnt make this one myself. Soz again. Will never ever tell joke that i havent come up myself.

Truly truly sorry, Forgive my ignorance once again.
I will never ever tell i joke i read in some paper or on the net. Im really beg your forgivness in this matter.

BTW we dont have pennies im my country bit we do have penis. Is that the same thing ?
Becasue where i come from we dont rub things to get ideas.
But hey we surely must have diff social structures.
So plz cont tell us how your brain work. If not educational its interesting really.

 

[eneq]

I had hoped the albs would counterattack but seems they still waiting at sauvage for a full group so i think i will help them out and suicide on some guards.

A Hibbie went to the doctor and said, "Doctor, I've got a problem, but if you're going to treat it, first you've got to promise not to laugh."
"Of course I won't laugh," the ALB doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," The Hibbie said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest penis the doctor has ever seen.
Unable to control himself, the doctor fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure. "I'm so sorry," he said. "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen."

 

[eneq]

and before Vindicator post anything i must admit it wasnt my joke from the beginning.
Soz i know i promised i never ever would post a joke i didnt make up myself. I couldnt really resist doing this.
Forgive me again for my ignorance.

 

[Calere]

Originally posted by eneq
"It's swollen."

LOL - the old ones are the best

 

[mattygroves]

A Middy troll holding in his hands a huge dog turd -

'Hey! look what I nearly trod in'

 

[eneq]

Originally posted by mattygroves
A Middy troll holding in his hands a huge dog turd -

'Hey! look what I nearly trod in'

LoL
I really LOVE the short jokes !!


Yes u get the point with this post !!
So plz all keep em coming ;p

 

[old.Kerosene]

I believe the funniest joke as voted by English peeps last years was...

Hibby Treehugger walks in to the doctors and says 'Doctor, I've got a piece of lettuce sticking out of my arse!'.
Doctor says 'That's just the tip of the iceberg'...

 

[vindicat0r]

Originally posted by eneq
and before Vindicator post anything i must admit it wasnt my joke from the beginning.
Soz i know i promised i never ever would post a joke i didnt make up myself. I couldnt really resist doing this.
Forgive me again for my ignorance.

Nothing wrong with telling a few jokes but you must have known that joke + alot of other jokes wher being told every 10 minutes at the moment ....... I was just sick of hearing that joke tbh

Time for an alb counter so, we will camp at hadrians for you then

A duck walks into a bar and says to the barman : Can I have a pint?

The barman looks over at the duck and responds : Sorry no your a duck

So the duck leaves and comes back the next day and says: Can I have a pint?

Again the Barman says : I said before , no your a duck

This goes on for 2 weeks and finally the duck comes in as usual and says : Can I have a pint ?

The Barman enraged says: If you ever come in here again and ask for a pint I will nail your beak to the counter!!!

So next day the duck comes in and says: Have you got any nails ?

The barman says confused: No I dont

the duck answers : Then can I have a pint?

 

[old.Akirai]

What do u call a brunette standing between 2 blondes?

An interpretor!


What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg?

Nothing, they never met!

 

[eneq]

It was opening night at the Orpheum and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. MIDDIES came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff.
As Claude took to the stage, he announced, "Unlike most stage hypnotists who invite two or three MIDDIES up onto the stage to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience." The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.
I want all you MIDDIES each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. Its been in my family for six generations. He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch...."
The MIDDIE crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth,light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of MIDDIE eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.
"Shit" said the hypnotist.
It took three weeks to clean up MIDLAND

 

[Arakiel]

hehe i heard someone shout this on a relic dfense not so long ago , cant remember who it was


How do you circumsize a troll ?

Kick his sister in the jaw !

muhahaha

 

[eneq]

Originally posted by Arakiel



How do you circumsize a troll ?

Kick his sister in the jaw !

As i said short ones is always the best ;p
This is more funny becasue its border to b to harsh.
Makes u laugh and think at same time.